Funny Karma Revenge Quotes

You can call for revenge by posting these funny karma quotes on your Instagram bios, photos or Facebook status. Karma is something that is true, but when we rely on it because of our own weaknesses it only shows how defeated we are in every way.

Are you really wonder why the bad things happens to you? Karma is a real thing, and it looks like you just got a heaping helping of it. Maybe if you cared about other people instead of just caring about yourself, bad things wouldn't happen to you so often. If you're looking for sympathy, you won't find it here. Like I said, I'm done caring.

Funny karma quotes

Funny revenge and karma quotes!

1. If you do something good just so you will have good karma, that act is selfish and will therefore ruin your karma.

2. To whom it may concern... Revenge is a dish best served cold, and I am the butcher. Karma is a b-itch, I'm Karma's brother. Some wounds never heal, but some have yet to inflict. You've wronged me in the past, but I will right you in the future. You've given pain to others, so you will get what's coming to you.

3. Life is short and people die everyday certain things people just shouldn't say no matter what hate, no one wish death on no one because Karma will turn that all around.

4. How could there be such a thing called "karma" unless I wanted to be a victim to my past?

5. Circles, a lot of things I see going on are part of circles, bit the circles are all different sizes. What goes around comes around it's called or karma. Some people can break these circles while others can not.

6. Call it prayer, call it good karma or just call it damn good energy from having the most amazing friends a man could possibly have. Whatever it is, it freaking works!

7. If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop. Hopefully, this means I need not dispense my own Karma.

8. Where I'm at, there is no way to stay safe. Just hope my karma for giving that waitress a $9 tip on a $11 bill kicks in.

9. Sometimes you just have to do things for people and put the past behind you. Not for karma or things in return, but because that's what a good person should do.

10. Happy New Year! The full moon has just climaxed. Release your last year of karma and pain, and welcome the New Year.

11. What to say about karma she's either a bad girl or a seraph and mine is a total dangerous.

12. To the guy that left me for telling the truth, I'm sorry you are such a low life that you have to run from the truth. I hope that one day somebody will give you exactly what you deserve. Going from hoe to hoe isn't cute.3

13. I wouldn't want someone to cheat on me that's asking for bad karma! Unlike most people I do my best not to screw people over because I know everything you do will catch up to you!

14. I wonder how much of what happens to me karma is.

15. Don't mistake my kindness for weakness... I will help you even though you treated me like crap just because I believe in karma. But I know it works both ways.

16. I don't wish what you're going through now on anyone, but do you think I asked for what you put me through? Everything levels out so think before you act next time around.

17. Some people are really getting on my nerves I keep biting my tongue karma is a bi-tch keep on running your lips!

18. I love it when karma does its job! You thought u would have last laugh but guess who's laughing now?

19. It is confusing when people aren't straight up. Do they like making things harder on themselves or they like bad karma?

20. It’s sad when people put themselves out there to be the victim. Immaturity at its finest. Karma sees everyone sooner or later.

21. Boys playing with a girl heart don't makes you a man its makes you stupid but just remember karma!

22. I would love to say certain things to people but my saying now is rise above it and let karma do the work!

Funny revenge quotes

You may also like our captions and dear haters quotes because you know, thinking about what happened back then and the present, looking at how people make use of me, makes me feel like I'm a tissue paper. But, for sure right now, I'm wise enough to look and think about what I'm supposed to do, that's is to punch you right in the face and make you realize that I believe in karma is way more than a bitc-h and it's going to hit you right in your face.

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Anti Bullying Quotes for Instagram

The following anti bullying quotes are not said by famous people but these are worthy words and slogans to post on your Facebook status and Instagram bios. We see so much about bullying kids in schools. But bullying sometimes happens in the adult world as well, but at this point it becomes harassment and just as hard to deal with.

anti bullying slogans

Bullying: What's up with all this bullying that I hear people carrying on about? Why can't people just live there own lives and let others do the same. When I encountered bullying in school I could just step up toe to toe and either knock someone out or get knocked out and that was that, it didn't haunt me in feeds, Facebook status updates & Instagram shares. I hate to say throwing blows was handling it like a young man but it just seems nobler in some way. I guess technology has given cowards the edge.

Sometimes kids very little that gets through harassment situations. I have found that conversations with my own children go very well, and then I catch them doing exactly what I asked him not to do. I think that social political pressure at school make reasoning almost non effective. It is similar to the logic of talking to your kids about not having dating too early. Behavior usually trumps logic. I think that instead of hiding their child's behavior they made their child face it in one of the only ways that would bring things home. I have a feeling that this came with a lot of discussion. Under the circumstances I have no problem with what they did.

Anti bullying quotes for Facebook!

1. Many parents are concerned with bullying and the effects it has on the youth of today. It is my hope that more parents be proactive and empowers their child as bullying largely happens where it is not in view of teachers.

2. I don't know why people have to put them down because of something they can't help.

3. Being a mother I never had to teach my kid to stand up to Bullies. Before he got into Karate he stood up for other kids in school that were being Bullied. What you people see in him now is what we were proud of him being when he was young.

4. The long term psychological effect of embarrassing a teenager in so grand a fashion and that should not to be underestimated.

5. Calling someone ugly, doesn't seem like a bullying issue to me. It’s more like someone being ignorant, mean, trying to put someone in the dark space they idle.

6. First there were studio gangsters, now we got Internet thugs.

7. I don't believe in public shaming of children to teach, and I find it wrong to imply that someone has beliefs and is taking actions that are actually being imposed on them. It would have been much better to talk with bullies and help them figure out the best ways forward to make restitution.

8. If a man doesn't find a woman attractive, he shouldn't say, no one's ever going to love you. He should say, even though I don't find her attractive, I hope another man does.

9. Our kids are a reflection on how we as parents treat others too. Punishment is not the answer; our kids need to understand the consequences of bullying and the long term effects it can cause

10. To whoever is feeling alone out there? It's not worth giving up on. You've got your whole life ahead of you.

11. A simple word could crush someone's dream, could take away they happiness, a simple word could kill, so why you out there still calling people with bad names for nothing, aren’t you learned your lesson too?

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Dr Seuss Funny Quotes about life

The following funny quotes about life are not said by Dr Seuss but these hilarious words are highly inspired by his thoughts. If Dr Seuss was a rapper... he'd be so good but weird because he'd start making up words. Could you imagine "faro dory" being a slang word? What would it mean? I love reading books but when they hand me a Dr Seuss book I want to scream! Sorry in advance to all those who love his books. I just can't stand all the non sense and weird words lol. I know that I have no imagination!

Dr Seuss Funny Quotes 

Dr Seuss Funny words about Life!

1. we are all atoms that turn into cells and time is an invention, time is an invention because its a time that is created to move forward, in other words we are not time, because there is no such thing as nothing, the nothing is always something and it never ends in the every  think.
2. Cant you feel we're all sewn together, but what they say I just can’t believe, what you're eating they've been feeding to millions, like a giant human centipede.

3. I have nothing to prove and I don't need to be a professional boxer or a fighter because I am the only one.

4. First I need to get into a music recording studio because my voice is on a save to everyone's notion and my character is going to get saved too everyone's notion because I created movies and children books and CDs in every genre and I got a hit in every CD.

5. I am going to tie your ego on a bed and I am going to hit her like a man and I am going to leave her there until the bruise is gone because I have nothing left to loose.

6. the novel of the story and what it gets down to is, I am nobody but the coincidence of having this name and being raised in ah castle and that signature and the entire connection with everything together as one because you are all in my brain, in other words, I am Winnie the pooh dr. Seuss and rest.

7. I am the Excelsior man and my superpower is reading minds and the speed of the in time as well as being able to fly and having the energy of a force in strength.

8. I can't wait because this is going to be fun and I rhymed through these movies in quotes.

9. I am not in rancho anymore but I still have the castle in my ranch, I am next to Horton plaza because it's Horton hears a who and I am the one writing the book as the narrator speaks or thinks, because I put the letters there and we are letters and numbers because it never ends as you can go real low and real high.

10. You are all in my imagination, its Hollywood and I speak for the trees so it’s welcome to the universe of end-tress and the planet world.

11. Now I have to change every song and the way it was because she is not like anybody else, this girl is really hot and by hot I mean hot with I and my theme and looks like the girl of my daydreams....

12. I got mind illusions because I just have to, especially in the position I am in as I am writing a book...

13. I am getting a tattoo on the same location Johnny Depp has with the crow, as soon as we begin the "who am I" movie I created.

14. I created the devil from myself and I created the good of angels from myself.

15. My life can change completely from one day to the next, cameras and lights and the people going crazy and are going to ask me for a signature..... I look amazing, all I thanks to Walt Disney.

16. Option 1, I can run for president of the united states for the next term or I can run for president of the united states for the remaining of the term, option 2, I can keep it a hallow vibe with rumors and show it on camera.

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Everything you ever need to know about life is in Dr. Sues "Oh, the places you'll go"...I promise...been my favorite book since my friend read to me the day I left for college and at the time I thought that was so corny and lame. We are all entitled to our stupidity. it is the only thing that I know of that cannot be changed. If you are ignorant you can learn, if you are short you can pay a doctor to break the bones in your legs and separate the jagged edges until new bone grows into the void.

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Funny Quotes about Haters for Instagram and Facebook

The following quotes about haters and jealous people are so true. Haters are the people in real life and on the Facebook, Instagram and everywhere who live their lives with constant negativity make me sick! Life is what you make it. Sure, we all have bad moments in life where we think we've hit rock bottom, but there's always a way to turn it around. I always try to live my life positively and surround myself with positive people. The saying is true, if you surround yourself around negativity, then you'll eventually fall to that level. Smile, be happy, and be glad you're blessed enough to live another day, breathe another breath...

Funny Quotes about Haters!

Funny Quotes about Haters

1. Haters are stuck in a poisonous mental prison of jealousy and self-doubt that blinds them to their own potential. The only people more ignorant than slanderers are those foolish enough to listen to them!

2. I'm not a perfect person, but if you have something you would like to say to me, say it to my face. Don’t talk behind my back, if your life is so boring that you have to spend your evenings talking about me, I feel sad for you.

3. The word hater applies to everyone those who do well like me and even those who do wrong.

4. I need to get back in a happy mood for a happy day tomorrow just because the devil working on you so don't try to send him my way!

5. Haters are worthless. You give and give to help them and they turn around and don't think twice about how their behavior affects you. I suppose I need to learn from the behavior of haters and start putting myself first.

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