Funny Birthday Quotes for Best Friend

Happy Birthday to one of my crazy-beautiful-wild-short-freaky-totally weird to be around best friend! I love you so much. I don't have to wish you to have a good day; I already know you’re awesome buddy makes most of your day special. I am not sure what I would do without you! I love you so much.

Funny birthday wishes for best friend!

Funny Birthday Quotes for Best Friend

It’s pretty hard to say happy birthday when he doesn't allow people to write on his wall... What a weird bloke! Ha! Happy birthday dear!

It's so cute that I didn't have my best friend yelling me saying 'Anna, the birthday fairies been!' But I guarantee she's wherever she is getting everyone to sing and drink bucks fizz and generally just being awesome. So far everyone's made today pretty gosh darn amazing and I know my mums proud of us all.

Wow, that's so creepy that I had to read Facebook to remember that it was my birthday...I must be old! Thanks y'all.

Happy birthday twerk buddy! I promise to always love you and miss you when you’re not around. It's been so bizarre not living with you anymore. I miss you so damn much and love you with all my heart; I couldn't ask to have anyone better than you for a friend, you completely the best. I hope you’re ready for a good day and yummy dinner, love you so much and I'll be seeing you soon!

My new nameless friendly niece will be sharing a birthday with the family! How weird, I have been here for about 7 hours and she won’t be here for probably another few hours.

I Just found out my girlfriend had her 30th Birthday Party at the same venue as me with the same DJ! And she walked in and walked back out again!

I have 3 friends on my birthday list on Facebook today and all 3 of them were born on the exact same day. There are days I have 9 or 10 birthdays. It was just really weird to me that the 3 girls (and they were the only 3 today) are all the same age.

Happy Birthday to my 11-29th friends, especially my Facebook friends, Tony, Zane, Barb, Mary Ann, and Michelle and any others that I may have inadvertently forgotten! Out of 244 Facebook friends, to have 6 of us having the same birthday is pretty weird to me. Also, I want to honor and remember my deceased Father in Law, Edwin, who also shared my birthday, but only made it to age 61.

I couldn't ask for a better person to be my best friend, naughty soulmate, devil husband, and just general partner in crime. Happy birthday!

It’s your birthday you are a beautifully crazy person. I wish more than anything I could be with you to witness your behavior this evening, because if the last few are anything to go by tonight is going to be ridiculously messy. You are one of the most important people in my life, there are very few people in this world who know me as well as you do, you are the type of friend I can turn to for absolutely anything and know you will always be there.

Happy 30 birthdays to the most beautiful friend in the world! I can't believe how time is flying it still feel like you should only be like 10 years old, I don't like this whole you growing up thing. I promise to always be here to protect you, stand up for you, laugh at or with you, fight argues and annoy the fun out of you because you are my best friend and it's my job.

I can't believe my little sister is four tomorrow, she has grown up so fast. I remember coming home from school and she was a tiny baby and me just to hold her was my dream come true. I finally had a baby sister anyway ill be writing all this again tomorrow lol.

Do you find it weird that when people wish someone a Happy Birthday on Facebook, they write Happy Birthday...? I suppose they must feel very passionate about someone else's birthday!

Happy birthday to the first friend I ever had in this life (even though I told my mom & dad to take her back) here are too many more adventures in this life baby sister, love you!

Happy 13th birthday to my beautiful little sister and best friend Claire Cano! It’s been so fun watching you grow into a young woman. We might fight like crazy sometimes, and we don’t always agree on things but ill always love you! I remember holding you and giving you your first bath when you were born. 4 yr old me even punched the nurse to make sure she wasn’t hurting you LOL. No one messes with my baby sister. Anyways this is getting rather long but I love you and I hope you enjoy your teenage years.

Happy {belated} birthday to one of the naughtiest minded person I know! I am so fortunate to have you as not only my brother, but one of my dearest friends.

Happy, birthday to my dear teddy bear! You've been one of my inspirations to reach these dreams. The stories of life you've shared have been my strengths as I journey through life as a wife, mother and a career woman. I wish you all the best and wishing that I could see and chat with you too soon. Have a joyful birthday with hugs and kisses.

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Funny Friday Quotes for Facebook

I hate Black Friday! I hate Facebook discount ads about Black Friday! It makes me want to quit my job and give up for one day! Crawl in a hole! I love retail but Black Friday is my kryptonite! I'm dreading every last hour counting down to this horrible day I even have nightmares about this terrible 12 hour shift at work that is soon to come! But you have nothing to worry because you can still share these Good Friday quotes with your friends on Instagram and Facebook.

Funny Friday Quotes for Facebook status!

Funny Friday Quotes 

It’s Friday night, I am not a strong guy, a good guy or any hard working guy but if you think so then you please get lost from my life.

I cursed with a big heart and small amount of patience.

No negative thoughts today guys. No negative energy. Let's all make a point to think no negative thoughts and see how much better we feel when we fall asleep. And wake up.

All these women complaining about not being able to find a good man still think it has nothing to do with themselves. Good men look for good women or karma might not let you find a good man.

I am still single because girls don't know how to keep their mouth shut.

I just want to do what I want when I want to do it...  That's how everyone feels but most people are too scared to say it!

If you're not saying anything positive, stay off my Friday night please!

Never expect respect from someone that doesn't respect themselves.

If you had seen a curly-headed, bespectacled, handsome man with a tall plump girl jumping into a Volvo on Friday night, that could have been my husband!

Eliminating the ability to become a victim of needless suffering is the beginning of living.

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Marilyn Monroe Quotes about Beauty

I love Marilyn Monroe and her quotes about fashion and beauty but for reasons different than this new generation! She was just as smart as the average woman, but she wasn't worried about what others thought and unlike all the photos you see people post on the Facebook and Instagram. She was a full size woman & she was beautiful & that my friend is why I love her! Marilyn Monroe was not an intelligent woman, neither are those who think she was! Especially the people who got her signature or face tattooed on themselves. You utilize all the wrong characteristics. I respect and recognize the genius at work with the fellows who fooled you losers...

Marilyn Monroe Quotes

There are no facts backing up the quotes she says about 90% of the memes you see, she was a home wrecker, a drug addict and a total slob who had bad hygiene. But she was a gorgeous woman, who had a strong personality. That's all good, but I idolize the common women. I appreciate her as an actress because crazy people make the best actors, but there's a person behind the camera and the makeup and a story that's sad, not happy. Girls idolize her for the wrong reasons and usually don't know anything about her life. I think they should not idolize her because they don't even really understand what she was about. They just see oh pretty dead movie star and a quote that!

Marilyn Monroe Quotes about Beauty!

1. If you say a woman is gorgeous is not the outer beauty but the character that makes her beautiful.
2. There are no white people... No black people, no Chinese, no Mexican, no European American. There is only rich people, and poor people.
3. God has a reason to create you the way you are.
4. Fix yourself because of yourself not people! Stop thinking negatively about your appearance! You are special! You are different! You are beautiful no matter what others think of you! Do not let this world define you! Accept yourself and know that you are beautiful just the way you are! Therefore, give the world your big smile!
5. Beauty without inner character is worthless.

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Funny Attitude Quotes for Facebook

What’s on your mind? What’s your attitude towards life? Are you kind, funny, good or bad? Has your attitude change towards people because you lost something dear to your heart? Has your attitude changed because you lost your job? Have you sat down and ask yourself, has my attitude taken me where I want to be in life? Sometimes we need to say the things that make people mad. Sometimes we need to say the things that hurt their feelings. Just remember why you're doing it. It's not out of anger or negative emotions, but it's because it's what people need to hear. Because they'll listen and we can all learn together. The following are the coolest attitude quotes you can post on your FB status.

Funny Attitude Quotes

Hi. My name is (insert applicable name) and I like to ruin shows for everyone. I don't consider other people's feeling when I post things on Facebook because I'm only concern about myself and what I'm doing. I can't just tell you how good it (show, movie and book) is and how much you need to watch or read it; I have to tell you who died, who had an affair, who sucks and who doesn't, where it all happened, what the main events are you know, all the good stuff because after all, you weren't going to watch it anyway.

Cute Attitude Quotes for Facebook Status:

1. Don't let the exceedingly rude wives and opinionated girlfriends take your power away!
2. You need to learn how to be silly, lighthearted, and to learn to laugh at yourself in spite of all the things that have happened in your life.
3. Facebook was more fun when I made people mad and started ridiculous arguments.
4. I hate how everyone on Facebook thinks they're weather reporters.
5. Sadness is an enormous weight that you seem to be carrying around with you and you refuse to let it go.
6. Warning for Facebook friends: At first I thought the Candy Crush things were dumb but now I'm obsessed.
7. I don’t like the people who post things from websites like "the onion" on their statuses and still haven't realized it's not real.
8. While overcoming ‪obstacles in ‪‎life our results are not only affected by our ‪‎actions but also by the ‪naughty attitude we choose to bring to the ‪challenges.
9. Facebook is full of snoops, too many people watching from the sidelines and never contribute to the brain.
10. With the way technology is advancing and the way society is going... There really should be a way to punch people through electronic devices... Especially through Facebook!
11. I'm having a hard time keeping a straight face, but really thank you Instagram for cool photo effects.
12. I hate when people try to pass on messages about my Facebook statuses! I'm not private for a reason “I am not got no worries" People let’s stop hiding behind technology. If you don't like something I said, a picture, do something about it in the real world!
13. I hate Facebook; the whole Facebook cutest teen is a joke. It’s the most degrading thing I've ever heard and I hope it gets shut down.
14. I think I've found the root cause to the reasons why I hate this office so much… Colleagues!
15. Facebook is like a contagious controlled media outlet to promote breakups, divorces and hate.
16. There is only one job that every human being has, and that job is to live and experience life. Everything else is just a way to make money.
17. It has come to my attention that the use of Facebook in the workplace has diminished our country's productivity and is impeding our economic recovery. So, as a patriotic American, I have decided to do my part and type your entire day's Facebook feed into one compact post.
18. I'm thankful to have Facebook. Without it I would have never known it snowed outside.
19. I hate the people who like to post inspirational quotes and memes as a means of getting attention rather than to teach someone something.

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Angela Merkel Quotes on Women

Angela Merkel is not a social democrat, a green party activist, liberal, she is a conservative! Nevertheless, in the recent years, Ms. Merkel has worked intensively on environment protection, renewal energy, and climate change. Why this mentality is not possible in the American conservatism? May be Ms. Merkel should invite American and Canadian conservatives to Germany, and teach them how modern conservatism should evolve in this new century...

Angela Merkel Quotes 

Angela Merkel Famous Quotes on Women!

1. I might bend, but I will NEVER break because it's in my nature as a strong woman.

2. Ladies, it is not your education, status or personality that has brought you here but the elegance of God which was still and still working upon you.

3. As a woman with strong opinions talking about technology and politics is not always welcome in Germany. Nope, it’s more like having a great cheerleader team behind me. People who follow my journey know I have a slightly colorful personality. The rest skipped out long ago.

4. I am thankful for all the hard times I've been through and all the tears I've cried because that has put me as closer to God and made me the strong woman I am today!

5. Don’t get bitter and twisted and nasty by life. You may have been wronged or cheated on; two wrongs never make a right. Instead learn your mistakes and learn your lessons. Remain strong with your head held high.

6. I still believe in the old fashioned ways of showing a woman Respect and Honor!! Just because times change and alot of people think that dating multiple people is the thing these days, it just isn't a solid foundation at all in matters of the heart. I still believe in marriages that have a physically powerful foundation.

7. Look forward to the future and look forward to the unknown. Nothing stays the same and people change. One day that hurt and pain will be a distant memory. Don't get bogged down by life and other people’s problems or hang ups.

8. I am thankful for the way I was raised, to be positive. Even when times have gotten rough I have always tried to look on the bright side. Even when I was put down, yelled at and made feel insignificant, I still thought things were alright. I did realize when enough is enough.

I enjoy listening diversity of opinions, and I think that a civilized and educated discussion on different topics is good for our democracies. European conservatives had this discussion in the 60's, and 70's, and the most progressives and open minded sectors of the European conservatism won the debate. Now they embrace marriage equality, and environmental protection. Different story is in America, the most intolerant, and fanatic groups are controlling the American conservatism. In America, conservatism is more like a circus. Now it’s your duty to share these great powerful women quotes by Angela Merkel every where on the Instagram and Facebook.
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