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Cute Snow Day Captions for Instagram

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Are you looking for some cute snow day picture captions for your Instagram photoshoot? These are the best and bit funny quotes and phrases you can use for your snow day photos. Snow has most definitely come for a visit every winter. There is something about a snow day that always makes people happy. The warmer weather allows you to get out of your hibernation from the winter. The hiding of sun and coldness of new beginnings; the end of the warmth and darkness, winter is a time to reinvent the wheel and become a better you. Open the windows and smell the freshness of a new season; before the pollen hits of course. Get up, get out, and get something and don't let the days of your life pass by.
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Cute Snow Captions for Instagram Pictures


Another day up the mountain think snows in my blood, love it heaps.

The old girl doing what she loves a best stuff primo day out considering didn't have enough time to find snow but we found plenty of mud.

Takes clothes off, proceeds to make a snow angel, then spends the rest of the day walking around the house.

I loved the snow covered peaks as we crossed the Cascades.

Dear snow, I love and miss you so much! I wish I could celebrate this day and every day with you but I know we’ll see each other again someday.

I would love to see the snow, but bad luck that the days I'm free to go everyone else is busy.
Don't get me wrong I love summer and would rather have the heat instead of the snow. But these 90° days are killing me.

When the one thing you always count on being there begins to slip away, Time. We're all guilty of wasting it now and then. Tomorrow we will not the as little kid will have his Day in the snow to make Memories with his loved ones.

I was wondering why of been wanting to cry all day. Then I saw the date and now I know why.

Snow day, you loved it until he wanted to throw a snowball and then you realized your hands were freezing.

I know lots of people love the summer and add a weird caption with their pictures on the Instagram, but give me snow over this nasty heat any day.

We get snow cones from my favorite place, then lunch at my favorite place in Hatchie! This boy is spoiling me and I love every second.

I just stumbled upon this in an old message string and it sure makes me feel better in this heat.

Where is my snowball? Smiling I won't coconut and blueberry on it. Have a great day and be safe love keep focus and smiling.

I went by some beautiful lakes and saw snow still on a mountain. It’s a wonderful day with the man I love.

Well made it home great day out with the snow family thanks for the fun can't remember laughing so much I love you all.

I do love this heat better than the snow any day.

We had an awesome day in Medlow bath in the snow with the kids, so cold but so worth it.

I am super excited to finally explore the area when there is a lot of snow. I am planning on lots of hiking and biking and maybe some whitewater rafting.

Another epic day on the snow, to the top of the mountain, then couldn't get her off.
I would have to say it was a snow day full of love, friendship, and laughter. I am grateful beyond words.

No matter the day I had away from home I know that I will be greeted with love and snuggles when we come together.

There was rain into snow about halfway but had a great day with the ones I love.

I love that we get to celebrate this snow day together. You have become such an amazing man and father and we are so blessed to have you in our lives. Today is your day.

My kids will never forget the countless hours building play sets, pulling them on a snow tube, cruising their friends around the lake.

I want to thank you today for taking me walking, hunting and fishing every day even if it rains, snows and when you’re tired from working all day.

This is one of my favorite pictures many years ago we were in Aspen Colorado. We really enjoyed being in the Hot tub in the snow.

It was so beautiful, the snow, the kids picking their suckers out of the ground as if they were flowers because we had planted special seeds the day before, and told them something special would grow up out from the seeds the next day.

Love a rainy day. May even be snow on the weekend they say. It’s down to minus 2 degrees.

This is a snow dye apron. I put the fabric in a tub, covered it with snow and put the dye on top of it and let it melt. This was what I got and I love it.

Thank you for always being there for us! Those late night calls because of the creature in the basement or rescuing us from being snowed in! Thanks for always being just a call away! We love you.

I can't say I liked every moment but I can say I loved the experience and am so glad that I did it. What a funny caption I got for this picture.

The most beautiful part of this snow day was my lovely girlfriend sitting on the porch steps, making funny faces to try and keep the sun from her eyes.

You already know where the love at. You help me through a lot of the moments I would probably give up if you weren't there.

I love the lakeside summer zinnias and snow capped mountains.

We will miss spending the day celebrating with you, but I'm sure lots of fun will be had spending the day skiing in the snow with your friends.

Sorry, it is not a snow day but the weather cannot oblige lots of love.

I have never met a dog that loves to squish her face into snow as much as she. She would crawl inside your body through your mouth if she could.

How I miss the days of watching Disney movies over and over. One can never see The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Pocahontas, Snow White, Toy Story and Finding Nemo too many times.

I will take the heat over ice and snow. Any day, but today when I went to drive my car. I truly needed oven mitts.

We had a great day exploring the mountains. Best picnic view ever at Fainter Falls.

It’s beautiful to watch out my back door, and when you live in Colorado, it could be raining one min, snowing or, do a 360 and become 80 degrees and hot, and I have witnessed this happen all in one day within a period of 5 hours.

We may not see each other much besides at work, but this girl is one of my best friends. I can talk to you about just about anything.

Funny Winter Captions for Instagram!


It’s such a great day for a ride in the hills. Everything is so lush and green--and there's no snow.
Today was such a beautiful day, me and my baby girl made some wonderful memories, went swimming for the first time and had her very first snow cone.

The snow stayed for weeks and I loved it. When the snow initially feels, we all thought that it would be gone within a couple of days and so we all rushed out to make the most of it.

All I think about these days is cheeseburgers. My body is learning and I'm having fun despite the hours of cold rain, mud, bears, bees, snow, intense sun and whatever else. It’s time to keep on keeping' on. Thanks for all the good energy.

I could Fresh snow on my mountains this evening. It has been a chilly day here with temps in the 40s most of the day. Rain, sun, rain alternately.

It's truly a labor of love, these folks place flags in the heat, rain, snow, and cold. We love being a part of this and thank you for your dedication.

Dear Mother Nature, can we skip summer this year and go right to fall so winter can get here faster? I'm hot. Miserably hot not even the four fans running in the room are helping. I don't even think a bucket of ice water over the head will help. I'm so miserably hot, I scared for what summer will bring because it has barely started and I want it to be gone already. I used to love summer before I got pregnant and hate winter because it was so cold. Now I can't wait till post winter captions to meet my little bundle of joy.

Dear summer. I hate you. Please go away and bring winter back to me. I loved u when I could sit outside with my kids and they could play in the water but now you are too mean to us. So please leave soon.

Dear winter, nobody loves you. Go away. You are pointless and cold and not worth anything. Please die, we’ll be fine with just summer, fall, and spring.

Dear winter, I'm sorry everyone keeps hating on you and saying they wish it was summer, but I am still loving you.

Dear summer, I love you and winter, you can go die in a corner with people pointing and laughing at you because you pale me off and I hate you.

Dear winter, I hate you. You are too cold and you're depressing, everything is all dead. Sorry but, I don't like you. Dear summer, I love you. You are pretty, please hurry back, I want to swim and be out of school.

It was a devastatingly beautiful hike. The pictures do not even do it justice, and even failing to reach the snow peak, it was an amazing experience. The views were absolutely breathtaking.

Dear Mother Nature, I am officially ready for autumn. Afterward, please skip winter, but bring in fall. I'm ready for apple crisp, and pumpkin pie, and bonfires, and smokes, and falling leaves, and layered clothing, and chilly weather, and Halloween.

Dear summer, I just want to let you know you should kick rocks. I'm over you. I've moved on. This relationship is over so, therefore, pack your stuff and get the heck out! I found a new love and the name is winter. You may know him since you always seem to still his thunder. So please dismiss yourself and don't look behind you. I hate you.

Dear summer, I hate you. Why did you have to go? You kept me warm and made me feel alive. Now I am left with winter and she’s a cold hearted. Please come back to me and stay. I will always love you.

Dear fall, you will have to drag me kicking and screaming from summer’s arms because she loves me, you do not. When winter reaches out with cold, frozen fingers, you will gladly shove me into them, and oh, I really hate winter.

Dear Indiana, the upcoming week is the very reason I absolutely adore fall and winter and hate the wretched dog days of summer. If I wanted this weather, I'd move to the tropics, which would be pure hell for me. Still, I love you, and I always will.

Dear winter, I love you! Sorry everyone hates on you all the time! Just know I love your beautiful colors, your awesome holidays (Christmas, Valentines)and the frozen precipitation that you provide us with! I will always love you and take good care of you! As for all the haters out there, summer will be here soon enough!

If you look really closely in the picture with the most snow you'll see the tiny trail of footprints that we are about to follow up to the ridge, and then on to the summit, which you see in the other picture.

Dear, winter I miss you so much you’re the only thing that can help me sleep at night and wake up happy in the morning your cold kisses, you blow to me when I roll down my windows I swear I'll never complain about you. Please don't go I hate summer. I love you winter please come back soon I will miss you.

Dear winter, please go away. Nobody likes you. You’ve given me the perfect weather for these past few days. I love wearing shorts and now you're going to take it all away from me in a few days? I hate you. Give me summer back. This weather today makes me want to go to the beach.

Dear summer you can take your sister winter back and kill her. She is very disrespectful I've never liked her as long as I lived. Winter is a classless cold hearted lady who wants us to freeze for no reason at all. I promise summer I will appreciate every hot 90-degree day and won't even look at an AC being that it reminds me of that cold lady winter who I love to hate. I promise summer if you come back to me I will walk around the city and dance on every corner.

Dear summer, please get here soon. You’re the best time of the year. I mean what's not to love about you? I mean we have fair time and you stay daylight till around 9 to 10 which is amazing. I hate winter. Please get here soon!

Dear rain, during the summer nobody likes you, in fact, we all hate you. So you should leave now and come back during the winter so you can freeze the roads that way we don't have to go to school.

Dear spring, Please come soon. I hate winter. Snow is awesome; I could do without the temperatures that come with it. You see, the faster that you get here, the faster summer will come. I love summer. So, will you please come soon?

I slipped through the gate and across a snow covered path to the garden house, wondering who would be there already.

Dear phoenix, I really do love you, but I hate your summers. This heat is ridiculous. The only thing saving our relationship right now is some of your wonderful people and your beautiful winters. But I'm not sure that's enough anymore. Please back off the heat and I would consider leaving you for my past love.

Dear snow, I hate you. I don't like being cold. I love summer when it's nice and hot. Then you can get tan, in winter, you get pale and look like a freaking vampire. I want the pool. So snow, go away, nobody wants you.

Dear Autumn: I know that you dazzle us with your beautiful colors, refresh us with your smells of pumpkin, crushed leaves, and cinnamon, comfort us with your crisp clear air... but you proceed winter, and I hate winter. So I will never love you the way I love spring and summer. It's not you, it’s me, oh no, sorry, it’s actually you.

Dear Indiana, I may hate you in the winter with your cold and snow and in the summer with your humid days but I’ll love you forever for your gorgeous spring day.

Dear Iowa, I hate your winters, I love your summers. Let’s move to the South Africa for the winter.

This is one of the many reasons I do what I do. Skiing is transformative. No technology can replace the exhilaration of a sliding downhill on snow.


Dear stores, As much as I love Halloween, it really annoying me off that you have already decided to throughout your summer items and replaced them with Halloween items, even though it is still technically summer. Last time I checked August was considered a summer month and we don't start drilling into fall until September. Stop rushing the seasons, I hate winter but love posting funny snow day captions on my Instagram account and when you start putting out fall stuff it seems to rush things into winter faster. In that note please save the fall stuff till after Labor Day weekend. Though many of us complain about the snow and the cold, we forget why the snow comes and goes each year. When spring finally comes and new life springs forth the snows of the winter begin to melt away, refilling our wells and springs rivers and lakes, to sustain all life here on earth, to sustain all life within the rivers and lakes and for man and animal to quench our thirst.
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115 Funny Beach Captions and Quotes

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These Funny beach captions for your Instagram pictures are dedicated to all good friends out there who maintain their relation at any cost.  I myself like reading love quotes during tanning on a beach but now Instagram allows me to generate my own captions while having fun on the beach. Today I woke up and after a few minutes all I could see was beauty and all I could feel was love all around me. But that was not by some lucky twist of fate. It was by choice. This morning I deliberately called into my immediate focus some of the colorful people that have contributed to my blessed and beautiful life. I took a moment to access a fond memory when a person came to mind and savored that feeling for a few seconds before I moved on to the next person. I remembered college girlfriends and wild nights. I remembered neighborhood adventures with childhood buddies. I remembered the breath-taking view of a beach. I remembered that feeling of synchronicity you get when you meet a new friend and you feel like you've known them forever. I remembered when the best part of my day was taking my daily walk to 7-11 with my friends. I remembered private jokes; epic game nights with my friends; road trips; deep and meaningful conversations with my family; enlightening and entertaining tea sessions with my Aunt; and summer fun with my cousins and grandparents. I remembered falling in love and how exciting and yummy that feels. I remembered laughing until I cried at 4am on the phone just last night. Sometimes, with just a little effort, we can deliberately experience gratitude and happiness whenever we choose. And I was reminded that life is truly a wondrous thing. And that all that ever really matters is love. Here you will discover a great list of funny, creepy and amazing ideas of Instagram captions for your good friends. Now tag your best friends who were enjoying with you on the beach in these captions and let them laugh at your creative thoughts.
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Funny Beach Quotes and Captions for Instagram Pictures


1) Kill yourself; stop crying for attention and just do it.

2) I suggest you call your working friends and get the funds together because a beach hotel will sell out within a week! Hopefully, you saved the refund from the previous hotel.

3) I feel the same on the beach every time without the Facebook.

4) I hope you feel better soon with my Hugs and pra.yer.

5) There are many things to do in life just think about the things that make you happy and do it.

6) You shouldn't be on here with an attitude like that it's Disgusting.

7) I told you Summer Jam happens every year regardless of whatever brick is thrown your way.

8) Clearly you are the one wanting attention.

9) I am done with renting the beach house, other than the renters, and friends we have lined up for the summer, I have neighbors who don't remember being young and don't like loud music.

10) Please come live with me for free I’m looking for a new girlfriend.

11) I may not be the friend you are looking for, but I can be a friend if you want a chat, hugs.

12) If that's a picture of you, you're a very pretty girl.

13) To all my friends and family, summer is here beach time how's ready.

14) Hold on to hope and don't give up.

15) While many heads to the beach, the lake, or some other body of water, better you need to remember me for vacation.

16) I love summer and the sun and friends and laughing and music and laughing. Did I mention laughing?

17) Life offers many choices but suicide should never be one of them.

18) I'm freaking out and need some Facebook friends for my beach party.

19) The dear beach you are always so kind and always smiling and caring and I always look forward to seeing you at the start of every summer that's what I call you a true friend.

20) Let me know if you see any beach bum job positions posted anywhere.

21) We can wait to have our friends and family going on vacation with us this summer.

22) I'm sure you would see what a beautiful girl you are.

23) I had a blast camping and I can't wait to do it more this summer! After two days out on a Sandy beach, the shower is your best friend and it felt so nice.

24) To close friends and family, I am traveling for a couple weeks this summer if anyone wants a free place to stay, one block from the beach, please message me.

25) Feel free to message me about your troubles.

26) The beach was beautiful, and yes this is the beginning of yet another awesome summer but this picture is the true meaning of this weekend.

27) You can be sure that the universe speaks to us at all moments.

28) Everything around us is information being transmitted, received and re-transmitted.

29) I need friends to turn up this summer with me, beach dance and swag for me this year.

30) I actually enjoy but might freak people out, so I usually keep it to myself.

31) I have grown so much in my confidence but I still have to tell you that walking across the pool in a swimsuit is still hard for me.

32) Sometimes it's best just to talk about the problems.

33) The beach is calling my name. There is a beach chair with my name on it. I am overdue for some serious vitamin D therapy.

34) You are beautiful. Hold on there.

35) Don’t get blinded by they're ignorance.

36) Never tell her she's crazy to even at her worst.

37) Sometimes just says random things about darkness.

38) Now I take it as a gift, and yes, there is much cuteness to my experience too.
39) Any advice for my beauty would be welcome.

40) How doi stop chasing the dream and live the reality?

41) Can someone one please takes some time to discuss some heavy thoughts.

42) Tell me if the senses make any sense.

43) If they're true friends they will be there for you and understand.

44) I have done my days of clubbing years ago.

45) Look at my first ever and late beach trip for the summer! I had spent a great time, and a day full of laughter’s with my friends.

46) You are related to the traffic, it communicates to you.

47) You can't force morals anyway, look how warped we are as a species.

48) I used to hear voices coming out of the air conditioner.

49) A kiss a day still a pretty small dose so you're safe to increase.

50) Make it a covenant with yourself to not do it.

51) If you leave in the middle of the day to go to the beach and expect smooth sailing and easy parking on a holiday weekend then you deserve your fate. Next time leave early and stop clogging the road with your lack of planning skills.

52) Nice what medium did you use?

53) Every individual makes their own morals, and it’s good to admire qualities in other people, but it has to be your own rules.

54) I'm so glad you shared your journey with us and I'm ecstatic that you're feeling better.

55) I know something of how the most beautiful people can feel worthless.
56) Who will be next at the top of my bucket list?

57) As we shuffle into summer, let me remind all of my friends that having a beach body is really easy. First, you have a body. You take that body to the beach. Congrats, you have a beach body.

58) You are none of those words that you used to describe yourself.

59) If everyone is unique, then what is unique?

60) I'm glad you saw well in an evil situation.

61) Something here is reminding me of the end result of clockwork orange.

62) It’s so easy to fart sometimes and so hard to continue living.

63) I have to break down for all meaningful progress.

64) The male birds sing to attract the females in the morning.

65) Think of how much room there is for improvement.

66) Don’t let emptiness surrounds your mind, be strong, the best is yet to come.

67) Yeah, our world is so corrupt. Why do they call it plastic surgery anyway? Do they put plastic into people?

68) I wouldn't mind if the fat was everywhere but it's not, it's just on my belly which I can see why people would think I was pregnant.

69) You need to go back to school and how to spell and be able to portray your ideas so people can understand you.

70) You should be a man and worry about your own problems.

71) The caption says: granny asked me what Photoshop is. I simply showed her the photo of me and boyfriend having fun at the beach.

72) This beach outfits had once been a dream sketched and made to remind me of what I am going to achieve in my life no matter what the odds are.

73) If you're too shallow to understand what I'm saying that is too bad for you.

74) I am so happy people are bothering me because it gave them a reason to see one of the funniest girls ever in a suit on the beach. People are crazy if they don’t find me adorable.

75) That just means there is progress in the world, and this post just makes you a pessimist.

76) We all learn that by how we feel about ourselves by regularly hurting each other.

77) Sounds like the Paparazzi are giving me trouble here in Hawaii. Or is it just the internet trolls? Give me a perfect caption.

78) I thought the caption was funny until this random person commented.

79) No logical person would ever say such nonsense.

80) It was one of those weekends where I am reminded of how important it is to enjoy the celebration, and not feel guilty for a little bit of indulgence.

81) Show me your picture so that I can guess your age.

82) So anyway we went to the movies at the Dreamland, it was the thing to do in the summer followed by juice bar.

83) I don't think many of them has anything good to say about what we did to the world.

84) If it could be created, there would be no criminals.

85) I just want silence, the constant movement to stop and for once the control over my thoughts.

86) it’s our free will in action.

87) Someone that will be remembered, not just by family or friends, but by people all over the world!

88) How you know animals admire and appreciate. I would think they observe us.

89) The shadow is bigger if you have less light around.

90) You need all those brain cells; don't kill them through oxygen deprivation cell death.

91) I have dated women that do nothing but want to play mind games.

92) Having drinks with friends, dinner out with the family, ice cream at the beach, BBQ and birthday cupcakes, these are all fun food experiences that you not only enjoy the food but the people you are sharing the time with.

93) Why are real guys not an option for a lot of cute girls?

94) You have to be able to think your way out of this in a world full of those who were weatherized at birth.

95) Probably better than nothing, but you don't learn how to cope with rejection smile emoticon.

96) I got one more thing to say to you about every insult and offend I’ve said to you.

97) You can't tell from your picture if you're pretending you're white or what.

98) It's getting better when you get older; it's always hard when you are younger because of no money.

99) You're a wonderful person who deserves to live and who deserves to be happy.

100) If drugs were legal we would all go into poverty.

101) I'm so offended someone brings me a tissue I just got an issue.

102) here’s another meme about your heritage

103) Am I the only one that thinks love dolls are a healthy option?

104) Even though being with people tends to be a problem for me.

105) You are more valuable than your suffering.

106) Some people are not wonderful.

107) Your own value and thoughts are the most important because it creates your reality.

108) If you are good you see well if you are evil you see evil.

109) I figured the advice I gave might be useful to someone out there.

110) There is no way possible for any human to value morality.

111) Anything can be achieved once you put your mind to it, the only thing that's holding you back is yourself.

112) Don't kill yourself because you've got a bright future, even if your future seems hopeless.

113) I have normal feelings for normal people.

114) Don't be dependent. Only fools are dependent.

115) My Instagram account doesn’t enough to upload more beach captions this time.



Welcome to Summertime as a teenager where


1. We stay up all night

2. Sleep all day

3. Always at the beach

4. Always shopping

5. Always eating

6. Always staying out late with our friends


I know summer is fast approaching, and I just want to remind you that there is no perfect body. We are all a work in progress, and that's okay. Love the body you have right now. Don't miss out on the fun at the beach or the pool this summer because you don't look good enough. I promise you, your kids won't remember how you looked in your swimsuit, but what they will remember is all the fun you had.
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Thanks for the Birthday Wishes: Notes and Quotes

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Do you know how to say cute thank you wordings for the birthday wishes? There is nothing that feels better than to know you are loved and thought about on your birthday. We must Thanks to all of our friends and family for showing them some love on our special day. But some people don’t know how to say thanks or write an appreciation note. On this page you will find beautiful birthday thank you quotes and sample notes to pay gratitude in a unique way.
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Thanks for the Birthday Wishes Quotes


1) Thank you to all who have wished me, shared good memories, spoken blessings into my life, and who were thoughtful enough to take some time out to say something nice to me. I had a great birthday... Thank you all for contributing to the start of another great year ahead.

2) A very pleasant morning to you all! Thank you to all my family members, siblings, FB friends for finding time to celebrate my birthday. Thank you for your prayers and well wishes. May you also have cause to celebrate? God bless you all.

3) Thank you for the amazing dinner and for the ridiculously tasty cakes. My two favorites, cheesecake, and chocolate made my day. Hubby helped me install the new flooring in our bedroom and I get to enjoy my new king size bed. Thank you, everyone, for all the birthday wishes, love you all. I'm going to fall into a food coma now. Probably it is the best way to end a birthday.

4) Yesterday I was so busy with office work, just open FB and I'm very surprised to see hundreds of wishes on my birthday. Thanks a ton to all my friends for make me so happy first time on my birthday. Thank you again.

5) I have felt so much love today! I have truly been spoiled when it comes to the friends and family I have been given. It truly has been a wonderful birthday. Thank you for the birthday wishes!

6) Today was such a great birthday. Thank you to all of my friends and family that wished me a happy birthday. Love each of you very much. You all are very sweet. God really blessed me today. I got a car that was a huge surprise. And had a birthday party, had my family there with me. I think it's very important to be around family and friends on your birthday. I feel sorry for those that don't have a family to be near. So thankful to God that He chose to bless me with wonderful people who care about me.

7) What a great birthday, thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes. A special thank you to the best girlfriend ever for an awesome grill and a great day! I love you.

8) Thank you, everyone, for your calls, cards and Facebook posts. I just finished reading all of them and feel so blessed to have so many people take the time to wish me a Happy Birthday. Thank you my family members for such a warm welcome today, a birthday crown and all.

9) Reflecting on my birthday, I'd have to say the number 43 is not one that people celebrate eagerly. However, I had close to 140 people who wish me a happy birthday either on my feed or in private. Even if Facebook reminded you for that, thank you.

10) Thank you, everyone, for the birthday messages, texts, calls, and notes. I am so grateful for each one of you being a part of my journey.

11) Thank you, everyone, for the birthday wishes yesterday! My Facebook app managed to update itself into a glitch, crashing mess yesterday, so I'm just now getting to everyone's posts after another update.

12) A huge thank you to you all for helping to make my birthday special from your cards, your birthday wishes to me via Facebook, the meals, the breakfast in bed, the gifts, the huge amount of drinks and chocolate, the laughs and most of all your time! So many of you all contributed to making my birthday so much fun, it would have been nothing without you all. I'm so fortunate to have such a great circle of friends and family, love and thanks to all of you. I am feeling lucky.

13) I just want to say I hope you have a wonderful birthday. Thank you for being there for me while I was in the hospital you doesn’t know how much I appreciate that more than you know. I love you young butterfly.

14) I'm so grateful to everyone that texted me and called me and wished me a happy birthday and especially thank my cousin sister for preparing a delicious Italian cake for my special day. Thank you to everyone.

15) To all my Facebook family and friends, just in case, I missed someone, just want to thank all of you who took the time to wish me a happy birthday. Thank you and God Bless.

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16) In the last two minutes of my birthday, I want to take this moment to thank you to everyone who made my birthday special, I really appreciate every note left on my page. I had a wonderful birthday, I love my friends so much, and I really loved to see them really get into making my birthday a big deal, it was a wonderful gift to see them enjoy making my birthday. I love you all, thank you, and goodnight.

17) Thank you, everyone, for your kind birthday wishes, I'm glad to have every single one of you guys around me. This past year many good and bad things happened many friendships ended, many new friends came to my life. I recognized the real friends the Fake ones but with all that to the side, I am still alive, stronger and more motivated than ever and I am ready to start a new chapter in my life.

18) Words will fail me to express my gratitude to you for sharing the thought and time to celebrate with me on my birthday. Thank you for the messages, the posts and the calls. I am very grateful. God bless you all.

19) Ok, here's my obligatory, all inclusive, birthday thank you note. I would say I'm writing this to everyone who I did not like or comment on your happy birthday posts but I actually did like or comment on every post today. So thank you for all your birthday wishes and blah, blah. I know you love me and I love you too, save the whales.

20) A very big shout out from me to all my birthday well wishers! Without your calls and messages, my yesterday wouldn't have been that great and memorable. My appreciation knows no bounds. We shall all leave celebrate much more on earth. I say thank you very much and God bless you all.

21) I am honored by this show of love from friends on my birthday. The whole family wishes to express their unreserved and heartfelt appreciation to all of you. Your words of encouragement lifted me. For those who were part of the celebration, thank you. I love you all.

22) Thank you to everyone that came yesterday! I had so much fun. And special thanks to my man, who went completely out of his way to make sure that I had the best birthday possible. I can’t show you enough appreciation to compare to all of the efforts you put into my birthday. I love you so much.

23) Thank you, everyone, for all of the birthday wishes. I love each and every one of you. As you get older you have a greater appreciation for a life and friends like I have.

24) My appreciation goes to the highest God, my families, wonderful friends and great Facebook fans that make my birthday colorful one. I am truly blessed to have so many friends that sent me birthday wishes! My heart is overflowing with love to each one of you who sent birthday wishes in Portuguese and German! To say thank you doesn't extend my feelings of love and appreciation. I love you all and wish the most bountiful blessings to you; you all made this a most wonderful birthday.

25) To all who greeted me on my birthday, to my family, relatives, classmates, co-teachers and friends I would like to extend my heartfelt grateful appreciation to all of you, and also to all the people of party kids thank you so much for celebrating my birthday and most of all thank you to Almighty God for all the blessings and continuous blessings to me and my family! Thank you and God bless you all.

26) Let me use this opportunity to express my gratitude and appreciation to all my friends, lovely family and love ones who made out time in one way or the other to felicitate with me on my birthday, as you celebrate me, kings shall celebrate you. Thank you for all the birthday wishes and prayers.

27) Dear all, a big thank you from my heart to each and all of you, for your birthday greetings, kind words, and good wishes. I feel so blessed to have you all in my life and from the core of my heart send my love and thousand blessings to you. May you all be blessed with a long and healthy life, filled with love, peace, abundance and joy! I'll be responding individually to your messages. Meanwhile, with my gratitude, here's one of the most beautiful songs of all times for you to enjoy.

28) Dear friends, thank you very much for your wonderful wishes both in Spanish and French. I had the most amazing day with my loved ones. I would like to take this opportunity to say happy birthday to my father who is no longer with us but who is always in our hearts. I was born for my father's 45th birthday, what a gift.

29) Thank you so much my Facebook family and friends who are taking the time to wish me happy birthday greetings. I appreciate the phone calls, text messages, emails, etc. My prayer is that God will continue to richly bless all of us, and most importantly that we keep our eyes on our goal, which is making heaven our home.

30) To everyone that wished me a happy birthday in my national language Hindi and Punjabi, I thank you all. You taking the time post to my timeline mean more to me than you know. I love you all and hope I can make it many, many more years. May God bless every one of you!

31) Adding another year in my life is a great blessing from God above. Thank you so much to all my friends, my relatives especially to my kids and my hubby who really shares their love, prayers and wishes on my birthday. Thank you so much, at my age, I am so much lucky to fill all your love and concerns.

32) Thanks to all for the birthday notes. I am lucky to have so many great friends, from high school days to people I have met in the past couple months. I am not exactly an active user of Facebook, so I apologize in advance for not always returning birthday wishes via social media. I am sending good vibes to all of you for taking the time to make me smile. Cheers!

33) It was so nice to get so many birthday wishes and phone calls. I have more flowers in my house today than I think I had at my wedding. So far I'm starting my 30s on a pretty positive note and thanks of course to all the wonderful people in my life. Thank you!

34) Thanks so much for the hundreds of Happy Birthday Wishes! Thanks to my colleague who helped pick me up with light-hearted banter before work. Thank you, my sister, for the balloon-gram and figuring out how to raise me out if my typical Birthday funk. Thanks to my family and friends who extended private birthday wishes.

Thanks to all my friends and family for the birthday wishes:


35) I am most grateful for your outpouring of love, phone calls, and best wishes on my birthday. Sincere appreciation and profound gratitude are shared here. Thank you indeed. Meanwhile, it’s my prayer that we keep faith in Him who has given ALL for us to have Life, Light, and Love. May our hearts rejoice at good memories of yesterday, the pleasantness of now and the future to behold!

36) its was a great birthday! Thank you all from the bottom of my heart, I only wish that mom and dad were here. I have the best family and friends! I Like to give a big hug to all of you,  I was blessed with the chance of meeting all of you ,anyone who knows me I like to talk and make people laugh and have fun. I wouldn’t trade one of my friends or family.

37) Thanks, all of my friends for your Spanish prayers on my birthday. Pray for me that I may reach more souls for God before next birthday.

38) Thank you, everyone, for all your kind, fun, Birthday wishes, and good vibes yesterday. I had a great birthday party with a lot of funny games and random gifts and as I read each note, I had a special moment with each and every one of you. I am so blessed to have all of you in my life. I wish I could have hugged each and every one of you.

39) On a different note, one that brings happiness, and find love and friendship to my heart! Much thanks and a truly heartfelt love to all of my friends and my family for giving me a happy birthday here on the Facebook, the few who called, and those that stopped by.

40) Thank you so much friends and next of kilns for the kind birthday wishes, be it verbally or thru the Facebook postings, timeline statuses or Whatsapp messages. It doesn’t matter how and where I am on my special day, but I truly needed such a great supports I got from you guys. Your wishes were all that was needed to make my birthday much more special.

41) Thank you to each and every one of you for my birthday messages yesterday! I'm touched and equally to all those who decorated my cake with nasty candles. We have had a fabulous time.

42) Hey, Facebook the world to all my friends and family. I just wanted to take the time to thank you for the amazing birthday party you guys through for me last night.  It’s a good reminder of all the amazing people I have in my life. I was definitely caught off guard which is another amazing feeling. I just want to let you know all the people that were their last night, I love you and I will continue to be the person that I'm destined to be. Thank you very much and that peace continue and everybody's soul and spirit.

43) Thanks to everybody for all of the good wishes and for making my birthday weekend so special. I had a great time! I also learned that no matter what you're going through God gives you every day with the same potential of being good. You can still be grateful, kind, and positive instead of complaining all day and that can make your day good. The wisdom is already kicking in.

44) Thank you to everyone on the Facebook, Whatsapp, work, and home for all the birthday wish. Thank you to my sister for singing a Spanish birthday song for me. Thank you to mom for visiting me at work and for bringing homemade spinach dip and shrimp dip. Thank you to my boyfriend's mom for her presents. Thank you to one of my residents for a card and one from a previous resident's family member. This was a good birthday, thank you.

45) Thank you, everyone, for the overwhelming birthday wishes. It took me some days to take some air and breathe my appreciation for you. Anyway, you guys are blessed.

46) Happy 22nd Birthday to me! I wish myself nothing but the best. Thank you, Mom, to my siblings, friends, to those who greeted me and to my boyfriend for making this birthday so special!

47) Thank you, everyone, for the birthday greetings. I'm so thankful for every year that I'm alive and how the years pass I always remain to look young at heart.

48) I don’t know how to write an appreciation note but I simply want to pay a big thank you to everyone that felicitated with me on my birthday, thank you for the calls, SMS, Facebook wall post, Instagram DMs. I am sincerely grateful for all the awesome wishes and prayers. Thank you so much for being a part of my joy, I celebrate you all.

49) I hereby express my sincere appreciation to you all for your tweets, text messages, Whatsapp messages, and gifts during and after my birthday celebration. Thank you all, I am grateful. God will never stop showering His blessings and favors upon you and your entire household.

50) I would just like to say to each and every one of you that took the time to wish me Happy Birthday. That was a very humbling experience yesterday! My birthday was perfect because of all of you, I am touched and I really appreciate each message from each person so much. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for making my birthday so special.

51) My appreciation goes to my aunts, cousins, uncles my dad friends both home and abroad for making my birthday a memorable one. Thank you and God bless you.

52) My sincere appreciation to all my Birthday well-wishers! I am greatly encouraged because it also means I have people who will remember me in their prayers. Please do. Thank you so much.

53) I had a really good birthday. Thank you, everyone, for my birthday wishes, my dad, mom, kids and my fiancé for spoiling me like crazy. I had an awesome time out and tasting delicious drinks. I really appreciative for all of my friends and family was wishing me a happy birthday.

54) Thank you for making out time in your tight schedule to celebrate with my family on my 18th birthday yesterday, I appreciate your calls, visit, prayers and goodwill wishes. I highly appreciate those who came out and those who made sure I knew their words. The Lord will attend to all yours too. Thank you so much.

55) Today I had an amazing birthday. Thank you to everyone who made today special. Thanks so much for everyone that said Happy Birthday or posted. Thank you for the best 17th birthday a person can have. I love all of you and am so great full to have people like all of you.

56) Let me begin by thanking GOD for allowing me to see another birthday. My every intention was to personally thank each person that sent me a birthday wish but I had to get some rest for work tonight. I want to thank you to everybody that took the time to wish me a happy birthday. I really appreciated it from the bottom to the top of my heart.

57) Dear Lord thank you for another birthday, Thank you for the uncountable blessing. Thank you for the good health, thank you for the strength. Blessed be your name. Every blesses you pour out return back to praise.

58) To everyone who took their time and bothered themselves to wish me a happy birthday, Thank you very much, may God bless you with all your desires, its people like you who make this day the best. Thank you.

Thanks for birthday greeting note for family members!

To all my wonderful friends and family that wished me a wonderful birthday thanks you. My heart is so overwhelmed with love and joy on this beautiful day. My God has blessed me so much in my life with wonderful people to share my life with. It is days like today that I realized I am blessed beyond my wildest dream. I had a wonderful day. I spent the day laughing and play games, lunch and receiving gifts from my wonderful daughter. We did lunch at Ryan’s. We share birthday cake and coffee. My grandchildren got grandma a beautiful vase for the lovely flowers they got me. Thank you for making this another wonderful birthday. I am so glad to be who I am and who's I am. Thank you God for another year of life, I give you honor and glory for this beautiful day and every day. I love you all
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Christmas Holidays Captions for Photos on Instagram

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Find out the best and some funny Christmas captions for your Instagram photos. These holiday quotes will double your fun about funny Santa, let your friends like your selfies and make some fun comments. I don't have a very favorable view of the celebration or observance of the ever popular Christmas holidays and festivals. However, I am learning that regardless of their origins, such days can be a time set aside for family and coming together, which is very positive, and that's ok with me.

If you're reading this, you've got a lot to be thankful for this Christmas holiday captions. Never mind the hustle and bustle, the exchanging of gifts, and the holiday smorgasbord on the table. It's so much more than that. We've all been blessed to see another day, another week, and another year! There are some who didn't Holiday quotes. Regardless of what's happening in our lives at this moment, take a second to thank your God for all that you have, all the struggles you've overcome, all the great things in store! It only gets better.
Funny Christmas Captions

Christmas Holidays Captions for Instagram photos!

  1. There is no limit on what God can do to our lives and for us. If everyone can find their calling in life we'll all be highly functional and we wouldn't miss anything that God wants to do in our lives.
  2. This Christmas holiday’s season was good, but the coming years would be life changing. Your blessings are just beginning to flow, get ready cause there's lots more in store.
  3. You can never give what you yourself don't possess! If you are empty within, nothing will come out even though your desire is to give. If you are filled with self, selfishness will come out, if you are filled with hate.
  4. The higher you go, the harder it is for your enemies to breathe! They will be able to see you but won't be able to affect you. Keep going higher and they'll eventually become motionless.
  5. If it's a rough Christmas, don't quit, tough times don't last, tough people do! If it's a good season, seasons change so make the best of this season but prepare spiritually, emotionally, and financially for the next.
  6. Nothing worth achieving ever happens in your comfort zone! Are you the type of person who always needs situations to be perfectly suited to you before you accept?
  7. Many of us have big dreams and desires to become the best chef, the best interior designer, the best hair stylist, Makeup artist etc. But what are you doing to bring yourself closer to accomplishing this dream? You may have a natural ability in a particular area, but this is never where you want to remain.
  8. The sincerity in your heart exudes even in the delivery of the words you speak, very heartfelt! May God continue blessing and keeping you as you continue to let him lead you and direct your path!
  9. I focus on the wrong things sometimes and become weak in my spirit but the beauty of continually serving God is spirit and in truth is, He always finds a way to redirect you whenever you lose focus. Give up anything else but never give up on your faith in God to see you through.
  10. See the good thing about holiday seasons is that they keep changing but once we are prepared and wear the right garments, we will be able to face them all! Best garment is the garment of praise.
  11. The best life to live is a selfless life. There's a saying that good people always gets the messy end of the stick. Maybe that's true but when you bless someone you never look out for that same person to bless you back.
  12. Some people just lock others off when they believe they've become superior in whatever way to their friends or family but aren't we supposed to help others when we advance? Balance is such a difficult quality to attain but the more you understand that your life changes are never to make only you better, the faster you develop humility.
  13. Life works in our favor when we know that no matter what the mistake we make in life, it can and will be turned around for our good once we don't allow it to define us! We sometimes make one mistake and live the rest of our life with regrets, but this only keeps you back from becoming the butterfly the caterpillar if you were supposed to transform into!


Funny Christmas Holidays Captions and quotes!

You can solve one problem in your life and another will soon take its place. We have no control over those types of things, but the one thing we can practice to gain control over is your budget in Christmas Holidays season.

Your beauty can kill certain women in a Christmas party so keep don't get distracted by their presence. Don't be afraid if you get to another level and there's another woman loaded with makeup. Your natural beauty is to go higher. Isn't this just beautiful and factual!

Your wallet has a lot to do with who you are connected on Christmas parties. In short, money is a result of better connections.

If you have the opportunity to post some good Christmas selfies and friends photos on the Instagram or Facebook, don't think twice about it.

At times some of us women question our outer beauty; comparing ourselves to women we find beautiful, pretty, and attractive while neglecting to embrace our own artificial jewelry.

Even though you are justified in your foolishness, this is by far the worst time to deal with the problem! Be foolish but stupid not! It's very easy to eat much in Christmas dinner because you are temporarily out of control, pretty similar to being drunk.

Sometimes you put everyone else first in a Christmas selfie and you forget to take care of you!
I can be instantly healed by changing the way I view Christmas sales. You may have a blessed family, a blessed job a blessed business but do you have a blessed wallet to maintain the budget?
The right dress and makeup can make a girl hang in Christmas tree through the happiest times of her life.

If you are a Christmas tree growing next to a Santa tree, does this somehow change the taste of both fruits? Would you get a selfie?

Often especially as women (not that men aren't caring also) we leave ourselves behind the selfie photos because naturally we assume a caring role. You really have to give yourself an awesome makeup and a precious dress to remember yourself.

If you don't feed yourself first with strength on Christmas meal then you are only able to pass gasses with an empty stomach.

I believe what the Santa Claus said about Christmas gifts and naughty kids, but I also know that if you truly know who you are, you are the only one that will be transferring the gift. The weaker kid will always be affected by the stronger.

Your Christmas greeting card can become your prison or your passport! Grammatical checking of your message is a good habit, right up there with brushing your teeth, combing your hair, getting dress etc.


What mess up your Christmas season? Your weird friends, who are you connected with? My girlfriend is my main connection and she can change my perspective if I allow her to.
You never want to be the wisest friend in all your circles especially on Christmas because only you will remain stagnant, but you also have to share your stupid ideas so it's simply a matter of being balanced and not fanatic.

Without a vision my people perish! Don't go into the Christmas or New Year just taking life one day at a time. Have a plan so that God can bless, direct or redirect where necessary! The worse thing we can do is start a game without a game plan because the opponents would have already had the upper hand! Resolutions are great but hardly ever completely fulfilled so begin your year by setting goals that you will do everything humanly possible to achieve. I love this part the best, when you've gotten as far as you can within your own strength, don't give up, step aside and pass the baton over to God who is the author and the finisher.


Today we are going to laugh in the face of every attempt made this year attack our life, family, businesses and happiness! Some of us are at the end of the year with more questions than answers but guess what? Many things came into your life through transit so don't try to hold on to it when the time has expired! We think when we give our all towards a particular thing the results should be as we expected, but many times we are passionate about things that have nothing to do with our purpose and destiny. The beauty of this is that no matter how many times you fail, it pushes you closer to where you were designed to be. If things were revealed to you that you weren't prepared for, say thank you God for taking me into the New Year with clarity. Once you adopt a positive attitude and understand that all things work out for the good of those who love the God, you are going to be just fine I promise.
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Funny Graduation Quotes, Greetings, Meme and Captions

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Graduation is the most pleasant moment for all family members and friends. On this occasion, everyone tries to wish the graduates with awesome funny wordings. Now you could use these hilarious graduation quotes and memes to express your thoughts in a cool way. Post these captions on Instagram or Facebook with grad ceremony photos. I just got the news about my college 10th graduation ceremony happening today, I am happy for it because once again it is about to welcome a new generation of ethical entrepreneurial leaders who have been adequately equipped to lead the change that we all aspire to see. My high school students are trained to be critical thinkers, ethical entrepreneurial leaders and people who have concern for others.

I strongly believe America needs such graduates to move a step further in development. To the class, go out there and make an impact on your continent because you have been privileged to experience great education. I wish you the best in life but please remember to give back to high school so others can also access this great education.  Enjoy this wide range of cool graduation quotes with a lot of interesting meme pictures.

Funny High School Graduation Quotes


These graduation quotes are full of both wisdom and fun, lets your grads choose the sharpest way for their bright future.

These champs are growing up so fast and making me old. Congrats, happy graduation! I wish a great successful life on your career and earn much dignity beside your weird college friends. I am happy to quit watching your school uniform photos on the Instagram.

Thank you for inspiring me that we still have brilliant students in this country - so much so to be active in Youth movements again. The battle has been won a clown graduate but the war to achieve clown crown must go on. This victory goes to all of you from the bike riders’ leadership, every university, every student and every person who supported this call to action.

Senior pictures baby! I still can't believe you've made it this far feels amazing. I am happiest as I can be. Keep calm and make my bestie proud. It's official. Now you can stop updating your Facebook status about your high school banking.

To be the best you, you are making good grades and busting my mind at school, waking up in the morning to have a good job for a best friend. College can be hard sometimes and stressful, but as long you will be done it to make the money for a lazy girlfriend, you need to work hard. Hope your high school friends could make a new girlfriend too.

Today is the date that represents bizarre youth stood together in the peaceful graduation ceremony and mobilized itself and changed the future. I have been part of many youth movements in the past but become despondent because of false leaders with self-agendas. But today it was amazing to see young freaks using the new tool of social movement and mobilization.

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Finally, today is your graduation Day; I am so prideful that you were able to make it. It was a wonderful journey that you will treasure forever! Thank you to my family and relatives that always there for you no matter what. To your Best friends, thank you guys for everything for my son. To your Brain Storming Team who were there for study sessions, prank sessions, overnight sessions, and picture sessions, thank you guys for that bonding moments that we will never forget.

I wish to remind you today that as a matter of fact, you are where you are, and wield great power because we the people of this nation trusted in your competence, and ability to deliver.

To your professors thank you for teaching you all the information to take into your next phase of life. Also thank your nonsense friends for making no sense in your future life. Thank you son for bringing this day in my life and I thanked God for everything He has done for you and the strength he has given to you.


Funny College Graduation Quotes
The following grad quotes are full of motivation and encouraging words, let your grades build a shining career in real life.

Today is the day all of you have set your hallucinations on, the day when you to end with taking one gigantic jump forward from softly education to slapping career. As you put on your graduation gown and hold your cap, memories of the flirty give ups reach this day filled you with suspicious passion.
There is no doubt that you accomplished so many congrats. Only one thing left to do. And that is growing.  I love you my little friend enjoys your day.

I always knew you would do it, we talked about this years ago, now start that taxpaying business you have always wanted.

I am so proud of you. You have definitely showed what it means to dig in and not let go. Let me know when you are ready for your celebratory happy hour with your crazy friends. You represent more than yourself in this journey, so the responsibility is huge.

Life is like a bicycle. You do not fall until you stop pedaling. So is your studying journey. If you stop studying, you will fall for the world, and all the blessings that your girlfriend promises shall elude you.

You, my boyfriend from kindergarten are the besties. You are a best boyfriend ever I couldn't have even known to pray for a best friend like you. Thank you for ensuring that my day was so special and thank you for your awesome heart of artificial gold! Love you forever!

At some point, you said, at least, you've tried. You never give up. Always keep moving. Set goals, it would never be too late. Years are just numbers. Above all, keep the faith.

Today is a day of mixed emotions. I'm excited to see our 1st born evolve into a Woman, but I remember when we brought her home for the 1st time. She has made us proud with the decisions and mistakes she continues to make because it's all a part of the Growing Process. Know that Daddy and Mommy will always Love You. It's our prayer that God prospers you while keeping you covered and protected.


Endnote: After 5 years of being in a committed relationship with the school, I finally graduate today with honors! Going through this bumpy road and experiencing first-hand rejection wasn't easy, but with the grace of God I was able to get through it all! And no, although I won't be having a graduation celebration, I plan to celebrate harder when I finish my graduate degree someday.
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Funny Life Changing Quotes That Make You Think

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Your life depends on your thinking and most of the times your thinking depends on your mood. These are the best funny quotes that surely make you think twice even if you update a status on your Whatsapp or Facebook. Some people treat their loved ones worse than their enemies. I know I am not perfect and I have been guilty of this myself but I wish we could all recognize what it is actually doing to our loved ones when we speak of them in a negative light.
Think twice
It make you think


These are the witty life changing quotes for people who struggle to believe in the unseen, yet have no problem believing the lies put in front of them every day by the enemy. They feed us lies through school, in history books, in politics and about our freedom, in relations, in social media, about vaccines, fluoride and health care issues. The enemy has been at work for a while now to distract people from the truth and lead them away from the one truth that really matters.
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Funny life changing quotes that make you think!

  1. I can either get this money and you with me or I can get this money and you not with me, no matter what, I'm going to get this money so Stay Tuned.
  2. Every organization Manager ask for experience before giving any job I wonder why they don’t ask for experience before giving their daughter's hand as well. Why Fresh candidate for that?
  3. A man never remembers his first love because he never knows which one was the first.
  4. I wonder why some girls go upload picture of a hotel room on the Facebook and write like, good to be home.
  5. Blessed are those who seek handsome guys like me without money and blessed are those who never give up! Be content with yourself and just believe.
  6. Self-esteem isn't given by self anymore. It’s given by Likes and Shares on Facebook and Instagram. If they took it away tomorrow a lot of people wouldn't know what to do with their lives.
  7. The reason that I don’t post negativity on Facebook anymore is because there is a world after high school that I must face alone. I don’t want to go for a job interview and hear the job owner saying, I saw that funny post about that girls that you posted last night.
  8. A woman of any race, who radiates good energy and has nice assets, will have success in whatever she puts her mind too.
  9. My next big purchase will be a 3D printer, and then I will print a 3D printer and then return my 3D printer and make more 3D printers to print and sale.
  10. It’s funny how Valentine's Day is a holiday for people who aren't mess the rest of the year to their boyfriend or girlfriend.
  11. Fix your eyes on the things of your spouse and don't look back. Take your eyes off the things of the world and look to the unseen. There is nothing more important in this world or worth more than spending eternity with your partner.
  12. A reminder to those who don’t like seeing my Facebook posts and report them please DELETE and or BLOCK me. I will not be changing my status update quota to satisfy you.
  13. Being a ‎leader it takes time, self-control and exertion, but what good is it if you ‎achieve the world and drop your own ‎family.
  14. I don’t care what your goals are. As your friend it’s my job to support and make sure you get there. As friends we come up together. No one gets left behind.
  15. It’s funny if you make a mistake more than once, it’s not a mistake it's a decision.  If you can’t change for the ones you claim to love don't expect to be forgiven.
  16. If you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend, I think its .messed up that some of you Tweet and post that you want someone to text or hit you up. I wouldn't even want to be in a relationship with someone who does that.
  17. Don't lose sight of what lies beyond. Don't risk an eternity of separation from a wealthy girlfriend. She loves you and knows everything about you.
  18. It saddens me so, that people would love the lies of the enemy so much. People are not lovers of the truth, for if they were, they would seek it with all of their heart. But the lies of the enemy are sweet like sugar and make the people feel good about themselves. They are puffed up with human pride and earthly wisdom and yet are so blind.
  19. You're a real 90's kid if you learned the middle finger from Stone Cold Steve Austin or how to raise your eyebrow from The Rock.
  20. If you're at your girlfriend's cookout and her ex shows up, you got to start doing some unbelievable things like flipping burgers on the grill with your bare hands, let him know she upgraded.
  21. Blood is not always thicker than water. Just because someone is family, does not make them more important instantly, blood does not determine one's importance. Every relationship needs to be built upon.
  22. Soon there will be silence. Soon the voice in the wilderness will be gone. Soon the alerts will stop ringing. Soon your pride will be taken away. Then you will cry out! Then you will give anything to see me once more! You will wish you heeded the warning of Facebook policy violations.
  23. I always wished I had some Niggas to talk to about everything all the time.
  24. While a woman with a brain and great body most likely is going to have to fight harder to be taken seriously. But on the flip side people won't stop giving her a chance, ever.
  25. Dear Facebook, I will immensely appreciate if you could stop suggesting male friends to me because I am straight, please randomly suggest female reasonable friends and that will be appreciated.
  26. That is the crazy and selfish moment when I am in the toilet and I am constantly slowly falling asleep. I am enjoying some peaceful sleep when someone just knocks at the door.
  27. I have a habit of laughing at stupid things for stupid people so if you talk to me and I’m laughing it's not because you're funny it's because I think you're stupid ha-ha.
  28. If we can't live longer, let us all start living deeper. I knew the quote for years but now it has a true meaning to me. It should mean something to everyone. We all deserve it.
  29. See, I'm not saying I'm in love with you or even like you all that much. What I am saying is that if we were the last two people on Earth, I wouldn't mind populating with you.
  30. Vehicles are equipped with a horn so you can alert other drivers in traffic, not so you can sit in a driveway and alert the entire neighborhood of the fact that you are too lazy to get out of the car and knock on the door.
  31. Facebook: it is now used as a social dating network because everyone now and then they are telling us how much they love us through the inbox.
  32. I hate when people have kids and every status, photo and posts are all about this child. I follow you, not your kid.
  33. Popping the bottles is just an attention setter. If you know me, I would rather have you read and care than a Facebook like but a like never hurt anybody.
  34. People think I'm weird all the time and that's okay. I'm me and I'm happy. The end of the story!
  35. Putting your personal business on Facebook doesn't make your situation better. It only gives people more ammunition to use against you.
  36. Happiness is when your best friend doesn't know drawing, but she draws, just to create a smile upon your face.
  37. Life is common sense, treat people how you want to be treated; it's as simple as that. If I treat you how you treat me, I'm just giving you a taste of your own fart, so hopefully you can handle it like I do.


In a household you can have many different people. Each parent and each child has a unique personality and they don't always do things the same way or think the same as you. Sometimes the things our loved ones do irritate us but the fact is, it's often our own problem because we can't accept their uniqueness or that they don't do things our way.


 It's you that lets it bother you. It’s YOU that lets it irritate you and it’s you that thinks its OK to talk about the other person's differences in a humiliating light. Guess what? Often the person who is listening to your complaining, just feels sorry for your loved one and the only light being shed, is on the darkness inside of you. Love and acceptance really should start at home. Show your family you really love them by your words and actions. Do you honor them or drag them in the dirt.

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