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Cute Snow Day Captions for Instagram

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Are you looking for some cute snow day picture captions for your Instagram photoshoot? These are the best and bit funny quotes and phrases you can use for your snow day photos. Snow has most definitely come for a visit every winter. There is something about a snow day that always makes people happy. The warmer weather allows you to get out of your hibernation from the winter. The hiding of sun and coldness of new beginnings; the end of the warmth and darkness, winter is a time to reinvent the wheel and become a better you. Open the windows and smell the freshness of a new season; before the pollen hits of course. Get up, get out, and get something and don't let the days of your life pass by.
Funny snow day captions

Cute Snow Captions for Instagram Pictures


Another day up the mountain think snows in my blood, love it heaps.

The old girl doing what she loves a best stuff primo day out considering didn't have enough time to find snow but we found plenty of mud.

Takes clothes off, proceeds to make a snow angel, then spends the rest of the day walking around the house.

I loved the snow covered peaks as we crossed the Cascades.

Dear snow, I love and miss you so much! I wish I could celebrate this day and every day with you but I know we’ll see each other again someday.

I would love to see the snow, but bad luck that the days I'm free to go everyone else is busy.
Don't get me wrong I love summer and would rather have the heat instead of the snow. But these 90° days are killing me.

When the one thing you always count on being there begins to slip away, Time. We're all guilty of wasting it now and then. Tomorrow we will not the as little kid will have his Day in the snow to make Memories with his loved ones.

I was wondering why of been wanting to cry all day. Then I saw the date and now I know why.

Snow day, you loved it until he wanted to throw a snowball and then you realized your hands were freezing.

I know lots of people love the summer and add a weird caption with their pictures on the Instagram, but give me snow over this nasty heat any day.

We get snow cones from my favorite place, then lunch at my favorite place in Hatchie! This boy is spoiling me and I love every second.

I just stumbled upon this in an old message string and it sure makes me feel better in this heat.

Where is my snowball? Smiling I won't coconut and blueberry on it. Have a great day and be safe love keep focus and smiling.

I went by some beautiful lakes and saw snow still on a mountain. It’s a wonderful day with the man I love.

Well made it home great day out with the snow family thanks for the fun can't remember laughing so much I love you all.

I do love this heat better than the snow any day.

We had an awesome day in Medlow bath in the snow with the kids, so cold but so worth it.

I am super excited to finally explore the area when there is a lot of snow. I am planning on lots of hiking and biking and maybe some whitewater rafting.

Another epic day on the snow, to the top of the mountain, then couldn't get her off.
I would have to say it was a snow day full of love, friendship, and laughter. I am grateful beyond words.

No matter the day I had away from home I know that I will be greeted with love and snuggles when we come together.

There was rain into snow about halfway but had a great day with the ones I love.

I love that we get to celebrate this snow day together. You have become such an amazing man and father and we are so blessed to have you in our lives. Today is your day.

My kids will never forget the countless hours building play sets, pulling them on a snow tube, cruising their friends around the lake.

I want to thank you today for taking me walking, hunting and fishing every day even if it rains, snows and when you’re tired from working all day.

This is one of my favorite pictures many years ago we were in Aspen Colorado. We really enjoyed being in the Hot tub in the snow.

It was so beautiful, the snow, the kids picking their suckers out of the ground as if they were flowers because we had planted special seeds the day before, and told them something special would grow up out from the seeds the next day.

Love a rainy day. May even be snow on the weekend they say. It’s down to minus 2 degrees.

This is a snow dye apron. I put the fabric in a tub, covered it with snow and put the dye on top of it and let it melt. This was what I got and I love it.

Thank you for always being there for us! Those late night calls because of the creature in the basement or rescuing us from being snowed in! Thanks for always being just a call away! We love you.

I can't say I liked every moment but I can say I loved the experience and am so glad that I did it. What a funny caption I got for this picture.

The most beautiful part of this snow day was my lovely girlfriend sitting on the porch steps, making funny faces to try and keep the sun from her eyes.

You already know where the love at. You help me through a lot of the moments I would probably give up if you weren't there.

I love the lakeside summer zinnias and snow capped mountains.

We will miss spending the day celebrating with you, but I'm sure lots of fun will be had spending the day skiing in the snow with your friends.

Sorry, it is not a snow day but the weather cannot oblige lots of love.

I have never met a dog that loves to squish her face into snow as much as she. She would crawl inside your body through your mouth if she could.

How I miss the days of watching Disney movies over and over. One can never see The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Pocahontas, Snow White, Toy Story and Finding Nemo too many times.

I will take the heat over ice and snow. Any day, but today when I went to drive my car. I truly needed oven mitts.

We had a great day exploring the mountains. Best picnic view ever at Fainter Falls.

It’s beautiful to watch out my back door, and when you live in Colorado, it could be raining one min, snowing or, do a 360 and become 80 degrees and hot, and I have witnessed this happen all in one day within a period of 5 hours.

We may not see each other much besides at work, but this girl is one of my best friends. I can talk to you about just about anything.

Funny Winter Captions for Instagram!


It’s such a great day for a ride in the hills. Everything is so lush and green--and there's no snow.
Today was such a beautiful day, me and my baby girl made some wonderful memories, went swimming for the first time and had her very first snow cone.

The snow stayed for weeks and I loved it. When the snow initially feels, we all thought that it would be gone within a couple of days and so we all rushed out to make the most of it.

All I think about these days is cheeseburgers. My body is learning and I'm having fun despite the hours of cold rain, mud, bears, bees, snow, intense sun and whatever else. It’s time to keep on keeping' on. Thanks for all the good energy.

I could Fresh snow on my mountains this evening. It has been a chilly day here with temps in the 40s most of the day. Rain, sun, rain alternately.

It's truly a labor of love, these folks place flags in the heat, rain, snow, and cold. We love being a part of this and thank you for your dedication.

Dear Mother Nature, can we skip summer this year and go right to fall so winter can get here faster? I'm hot. Miserably hot not even the four fans running in the room are helping. I don't even think a bucket of ice water over the head will help. I'm so miserably hot, I scared for what summer will bring because it has barely started and I want it to be gone already. I used to love summer before I got pregnant and hate winter because it was so cold. Now I can't wait till post winter captions to meet my little bundle of joy.

Dear summer. I hate you. Please go away and bring winter back to me. I loved u when I could sit outside with my kids and they could play in the water but now you are too mean to us. So please leave soon.

Dear winter, nobody loves you. Go away. You are pointless and cold and not worth anything. Please die, we’ll be fine with just summer, fall, and spring.

Dear winter, I'm sorry everyone keeps hating on you and saying they wish it was summer, but I am still loving you.

Dear summer, I love you and winter, you can go die in a corner with people pointing and laughing at you because you pale me off and I hate you.

Dear winter, I hate you. You are too cold and you're depressing, everything is all dead. Sorry but, I don't like you. Dear summer, I love you. You are pretty, please hurry back, I want to swim and be out of school.

It was a devastatingly beautiful hike. The pictures do not even do it justice, and even failing to reach the snow peak, it was an amazing experience. The views were absolutely breathtaking.

Dear Mother Nature, I am officially ready for autumn. Afterward, please skip winter, but bring in fall. I'm ready for apple crisp, and pumpkin pie, and bonfires, and smokes, and falling leaves, and layered clothing, and chilly weather, and Halloween.

Dear summer, I just want to let you know you should kick rocks. I'm over you. I've moved on. This relationship is over so, therefore, pack your stuff and get the heck out! I found a new love and the name is winter. You may know him since you always seem to still his thunder. So please dismiss yourself and don't look behind you. I hate you.

Dear summer, I hate you. Why did you have to go? You kept me warm and made me feel alive. Now I am left with winter and she’s a cold hearted. Please come back to me and stay. I will always love you.

Dear fall, you will have to drag me kicking and screaming from summer’s arms because she loves me, you do not. When winter reaches out with cold, frozen fingers, you will gladly shove me into them, and oh, I really hate winter.

Dear Indiana, the upcoming week is the very reason I absolutely adore fall and winter and hate the wretched dog days of summer. If I wanted this weather, I'd move to the tropics, which would be pure hell for me. Still, I love you, and I always will.

Dear winter, I love you! Sorry everyone hates on you all the time! Just know I love your beautiful colors, your awesome holidays (Christmas, Valentines)and the frozen precipitation that you provide us with! I will always love you and take good care of you! As for all the haters out there, summer will be here soon enough!

If you look really closely in the picture with the most snow you'll see the tiny trail of footprints that we are about to follow up to the ridge, and then on to the summit, which you see in the other picture.

Dear, winter I miss you so much you’re the only thing that can help me sleep at night and wake up happy in the morning your cold kisses, you blow to me when I roll down my windows I swear I'll never complain about you. Please don't go I hate summer. I love you winter please come back soon I will miss you.

Dear winter, please go away. Nobody likes you. You’ve given me the perfect weather for these past few days. I love wearing shorts and now you're going to take it all away from me in a few days? I hate you. Give me summer back. This weather today makes me want to go to the beach.

Dear summer you can take your sister winter back and kill her. She is very disrespectful I've never liked her as long as I lived. Winter is a classless cold hearted lady who wants us to freeze for no reason at all. I promise summer I will appreciate every hot 90-degree day and won't even look at an AC being that it reminds me of that cold lady winter who I love to hate. I promise summer if you come back to me I will walk around the city and dance on every corner.

Dear summer, please get here soon. You’re the best time of the year. I mean what's not to love about you? I mean we have fair time and you stay daylight till around 9 to 10 which is amazing. I hate winter. Please get here soon!

Dear rain, during the summer nobody likes you, in fact, we all hate you. So you should leave now and come back during the winter so you can freeze the roads that way we don't have to go to school.

Dear spring, Please come soon. I hate winter. Snow is awesome; I could do without the temperatures that come with it. You see, the faster that you get here, the faster summer will come. I love summer. So, will you please come soon?

I slipped through the gate and across a snow covered path to the garden house, wondering who would be there already.

Dear phoenix, I really do love you, but I hate your summers. This heat is ridiculous. The only thing saving our relationship right now is some of your wonderful people and your beautiful winters. But I'm not sure that's enough anymore. Please back off the heat and I would consider leaving you for my past love.

Dear snow, I hate you. I don't like being cold. I love summer when it's nice and hot. Then you can get tan, in winter, you get pale and look like a freaking vampire. I want the pool. So snow, go away, nobody wants you.

Dear Autumn: I know that you dazzle us with your beautiful colors, refresh us with your smells of pumpkin, crushed leaves, and cinnamon, comfort us with your crisp clear air... but you proceed winter, and I hate winter. So I will never love you the way I love spring and summer. It's not you, it’s me, oh no, sorry, it’s actually you.

Dear Indiana, I may hate you in the winter with your cold and snow and in the summer with your humid days but I’ll love you forever for your gorgeous spring day.

Dear Iowa, I hate your winters, I love your summers. Let’s move to the South Africa for the winter.

This is one of the many reasons I do what I do. Skiing is transformative. No technology can replace the exhilaration of a sliding downhill on snow.


Dear stores, As much as I love Halloween, it really annoying me off that you have already decided to throughout your summer items and replaced them with Halloween items, even though it is still technically summer. Last time I checked August was considered a summer month and we don't start drilling into fall until September. Stop rushing the seasons, I hate winter but love posting funny snow day captions on my Instagram account and when you start putting out fall stuff it seems to rush things into winter faster. In that note please save the fall stuff till after Labor Day weekend. Though many of us complain about the snow and the cold, we forget why the snow comes and goes each year. When spring finally comes and new life springs forth the snows of the winter begin to melt away, refilling our wells and springs rivers and lakes, to sustain all life here on earth, to sustain all life within the rivers and lakes and for man and animal to quench our thirst.
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Funny Holiday Quotes and Captions

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Have you ever met people they have no depth to them. Just looked in the mirror, I often question what's happened to me and why I no longer feel like myself, as I looked back on some poems and things I wrote way back when I realize my depth, passion, love, joy and some other things have faded. I feel my heart and emotions have become calloused I often feel bad because I believe this holiday season has come along during the beautiful state of being I could be in yet. So guys update your holiday fun photos on Facebook and Instagram with these cute captions.
Funny holiday captions

Funny holiday quotes for Instagram!

  1. I could never understand what was scaring my little brother so bad but then again, I didn't actually notice its Monday today. Not until it was too late.
  2. Hi stupid Facebook, are you at work? Or busy, I was going to say I could ring you for five if not, can't be too long as I have to sort out hutches and work out measurements.
  3. Before the lights went out, he has counted thirteen dolls in his late grandmother's bedroom. Now, in the dim beam of the flashlight, he only counted twelve. Happy holiday’s season!
  4. Your reflection is always the same as you, but when you look away-even for a fraction of second, it transforms into something old, something demonic. You better keep careful watch the next time you see your reflection in weekend holidays, for the demon in the mirror knows you know its secret now.
  5. A Random Sunday photo with some cool filter trying to sound super cool by adding a quote and ending the description not with a full stop.
  6. Facebook just suggested to me that we (me and Facebook) can stop Monday, forget any doctors forget any scientists, forget everyone who actually knows what they're doing, what the people need is a bunch of computer geeks and a chick who's eating that much crap that people think she's stoned, to put an end to this outbreak.
  7. If we are friends and you pass by me on holidays in a car you bought from somebody else. Please don't call me when you are stranded. Call your salesman to take you to work at 6:00 am in the rain.
  8. If you're sad then you are an idiot. The miracle of life is as amazing as it gets. Happy holiday!
  9. Some of these men make time for the next female and have perfect attendance at a concert or club on holidays but rarely see their kids.
  10. In New Year holidays I finished watching every season of house, but still can't watch Doctor Who until I have them all. So I guess to watch again from the beginning, every episode of Supernatural. Now I think I need a life.
  11. Today is first day of December holidays and in bed right now I am wishing someone can come over and bring me some breakfast in bed. Ribs or steak with chips and some hot chocolate would be good right now, and then we cuddle and watch Twilight. I'd be the happiest girl on earth.
  12. Where do we draw the line between looking inappropriate and embracing your flaws in summer holidays? There is nothing wrong with cellulite but it’s very nasty seeing someone showing it off at church or work. Embrace your body in a tasteful and respectable way that you won't feel shame.
  13. I need a man who isn't going to feel insecure when I become powerful, successful and really amazing. He either needs to catch up to my potential or take the back seat and become my biggest fan and don’t enjoy these Christmas holidays.
  14. A true girlfriend doesn't need to go through her boyfriend's phone or smell his clothes after weekend to know when he is cheating. His Facebook will tell you everything you need to know.
  15. The way I see it, don't make promises and then break them because whilst I've been relying on you and your promises, I've missed out on actually getting what I needs to be done, done! Let me enjoy my holidays.
  16. At the top of the hill to hold a little holiday flag, people probably will think I'm mad when they see me. Yes I want 6 month holidays twice a year.
  17. A part of me wants to wear red lipstick, a leather jacket and booty shorts and be a bad girl who breaks boys heart, another part of me wants to wear cartoon shirt and be shy and giggly. Another part of me wants to be beautiful, smart and mysterious, and then another part of me wants to lay in bed, watch twilight while I eat wings. Truth is I am all of that because I am a woman and I want to enjoy these holidays.
  18. So they told us we can't sleep with the stuff in working days, but no one told us we can't sleep with the hot French tennis team who are staying at our work place. There is always a loop hole in life.
  19. I wish on this Halloween there was a Japanese game show where you carry a cat through a room full of dogs.
  20. A rebound is not your new boyfriend, not your future hubby; he's just someone there to bang the sadness out of you. Have a nice holiday moments.
  21. Everything tastes smells, feels and looks better when you're in a new relationship in winter holidays.
  22. I've always wondered what people think about during holidays, there's no way your mind can just go blank.
  23. Life is too short for cheap wine, fat free food, Facebook drama, bad relationships, fake friendships, bad hair days, aching hearts, tears of sadness, hand-me down clothes! I lost the point I was trying to make, long story short, life is too short so enjoy your holidays.
  24. I'm the type of person who doesn't like bothering people with my problems, but love helping people with their. So just don't cry in front of me, I have a fear of seeing people cry.

If midnight snacks are so bad, then why is there a light in the fridge? So that you can snack better! Hope you will make your holidays super.
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Funny Karma Revenge Quotes

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You can call for revenge by posting these funny karma quotes on your Instagram bios, photos or Facebook status. Karma is something that is true, but when we rely on it because of our own weaknesses it only shows how defeated we are in every way.

Are you really wonder why the bad things happens to you? Karma is a real thing, and it looks like you just got a heaping helping of it. Maybe if you cared about other people instead of just caring about yourself, bad things wouldn't happen to you so often. If you're looking for sympathy, you won't find it here. Like I said, I'm done caring.



Funny karma quotes

Funny revenge and karma quotes!


  1. If you do something good just so you will have good karma, that act is selfish and will therefore ruin your karma.

  1. To whom it may concern... Revenge is a dish best served cold, and I am the butcher. Karma is a b-itch, I'm Karma's brother. Some wounds never heal, but some have yet to inflict. You've wronged me in the past, but I will right you in the future. You've given pain to others, so you will get what's coming to you.

  1. Life is short and people die everyday certain things people just shouldn't say no matter what hate, no one wish death on no one because Karma will turn that all around.

  1. How could there be such a thing called "karma" unless I wanted to be a victim to my past?

  1. Circles, a lot of things I see going on are part of circles, bit the circles are all different sizes. What goes around comes around it's called or karma. Some people can break these circles while others can not.

  1. Call it prayer, call it good karma or just call it damn good energy from having the most amazing friends a man could possibly have. Whatever it is, it freaking works!

  1. If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop. Hopefully, this means I need not dispense my own Karma.

  1. Where I'm at, there is no way to stay safe. Just hope my karma for giving that waitress a $9 tip on a $11 bill kicks in.

  1. Sometimes you just have to do things for people and put the past behind you. Not for karma or things in return, but because that's what a good person should do.

  1. Happy New Year! The full moon has just climaxed. Release your last year of karma and pain, and welcome the New Year.

  1. What to say about karma she's either a bad girl or a seraph and mine is a total dangerous.

  1. To the guy that left me for telling the truth, I'm sorry you are such a low life that you have to run from the truth. I hope that one day somebody will give you exactly what you deserve. Going from hoe to hoe isn't cute.3

  1. I wouldn't want someone to cheat on me that's asking for bad karma! Unlike most people I do my best not to screw people over because I know everything you do will catch up to you!

  1. I wonder how much of what happens to me karma is.

  1. Don't mistake my kindness for weakness... I will help you even though you treated me like crap just because I believe in karma. But I know it works both ways.

  1. I don't wish what you're going through now on anyone, but do you think I asked for what you put me through? Everything levels out so think before you act next time around.

  1. Some people are really getting on my nerves I keep biting my tongue karma is a bi-tch keep on running your lips!

  1. I love it when karma does its job! You thought u would have last laugh but guess who's laughing now?

  1. It is confusing when people aren't straight up. Do they like making things harder on themselves or they like bad karma?

  1. It’s sad when people put themselves out there to be the victim. Immaturity at its finest. Karma sees everyone sooner or later.

  1. Boys playing with a girl heart don't makes you a man its makes you stupid but just remember karma!

  1. I would love to say certain things to people but my saying now is rise above it and let karma do the work!


Funny revenge quotes


You may also like our captions and dear haters quotes because you know, thinking about what happened back then and the present, looking at how people make use of me, makes me feel like I'm a tissue paper. But, for sure right now, I'm wise enough to look and think about what I'm supposed to do, that's is to punch you right in the face and make you realize that I believe in karma is way more than a bitc-h and it's going to hit you right in your face.
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Inspirational Tattoo Quotes for Instagram

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Post selfies with inspiring tattoo quotes is the hottest trend on the Instagram now a day. If you search for the #tattoo hashtag on the IG, you will get a million of original stunning tattoo pictures and the tattoos with short quotes are getting more likes and followers as compared to ordinary styles.

Inspirational Tattoo Quotes for the Instagram!




Inspirational Tattoo Quotes

  1. Life isn't fun or good when you don't have someone to share it with.
  1. Never be shy to correct what you always thought was correct once you discover it is not.
  1. When I am down I step out of the crowd but when I am up I am out of the way and try to stay on the hook.
  1. There's so much fun in having good friends sharing good stories, good food, good milk tea and good laugh! Life's too short to be lived in misery!
  1. Stop looking and focus on making yourself better and the right one will find you!
  1. Remember you only have control of what is in your circle. Don't sweat about the things that are outside your control.
  1. Don't be afraid to have imperfections, weaknesses, and errors. You must know that you are human and take one day at time.
  1. Smile at a stranger no matter what they look like, you never know what's going on in someone else's life!
  1. The brightness of this full moon makes me wonder that if the creation is so beautiful, how beautiful must be its Creator.
  1. Don't get caught up in the looks; they don't last forever.
  1. Do not choose a wife/husband based on where you are now; let your choice be based on where you are going!
  1. Never trust a man who can't look you straight in the eyes!
  1. On your way to destiny, there are many attractive parking spaces; do not park until you get your destination!
  1. Those who pursue greatness never get it but those who pursue service are overtaken by greatness.
  1. It may be impossible to find a perfect friend but it's possible to love an imperfect friend perfectly.
  1. No woman deserves violent treatment; whether domestic, industrial or otherwise.
  1. Once you renovate the way you believe, then nobody can change the way you act!
  1. Keep those circles small, especially when it started from a dot.
  1. Don't trust the hype! Experience it!
  1. Only a chosen few will become a millionaire! So enjoy whatever you might have already! For you are already rich by having life.
  1. The people, who are for you, grow with you!
  1. Don't burn your bridges! If and when you do, you may never be able to get back to the place where you want you to go.
  1. When you are dirty just to get ahead, you may have to come back that same way again!
  1. Just as you would keep your grass cut low to keep snakes away; keep your circle cut the same way to keep disloyal friends away.
  1. If you have to lie, cheat, steal, and be immoral just to get ahead, you have already lost!
  1. Some people will step on anyone and are willing to do anything just to feel like they are doing better than the next person.



Short funny tattoo quotes about love!

  • Love is a constant theory of pain.
  • No love, no injury.
  • Love stands for you.
  • Absence of love is dangerous.
  • My bus train is on the way.
  • Don’t disturb, I am a love bird.
  • Keep calm and love tattooed.
  • I am brushing my heart.
  • I need your love to charge my heart battery.
  • Before I die, let me hug you.
  • Life is short, let me kiss.



People just want to put others down and crush others dreams to make them feel better since they're not achieving their own. They just envy you for your hard work and success. Let them hate they are feeling jealousy from your awesome tattoos.
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Angry Love Quotes For Him

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Hi girls, are you feeling frustration in your relationship with him and looking for angry love quotes for your boyfriend? I arranged a best collection of sad quotes to express your hurt feelings on Facebook status or Instagram bios. So everyone knows couples have problems in relationships. Yes your relationship wasn't perfect but it takes work not from one but from both 50/50. Every relationship has its good and bad. Trust when its good it’s really good but when its bad it’s the worst thing ever but that’s when you need to hold on tighter and work through it. These "friends" who say they understand it, they don’t, because no relationships are the same. Some of the same "friends" who saying your relationship is "so cute" are the same ones who hating it from the jump.


Angry love quotes for boyfriend

Don’t get it twisted they don’t want your man they want your happiness they see how unbelievably happy you are and want it. All I’m saying is if you can work out all the problems, just do it and don’t let all the love and memories you had just eat you up inside cause they will, but also don’t be so blind and go back to someone who hasn't matured or stepped up like you have.

Sad angry love quotes for him!


  1. If you want something so bad, make an effort and motivate yourself. Sometimes, the fastest way isn't always the best way. Sometimes, the best things in life take a while. So just keep turning on the pages maybe a better chapter lays ahead.

  1. What is the hardest part of letting go? When you let go of the person but the feeling remains.

  1. If we spent as much time loving ourselves as we spend worrying about who loves us, we would be so in love with ourselves that it really wouldn't matter who loves us. If you don't love you, don't be angry if others don't.

  1. Being awkward or fury in love doesn't necessarily make you mad or crazy. It's your inner telling' you that this relation needs to change.

  1. Why is it that no one takes you serious when you declare you've had enough? Pay attention when the one you love tell you they're tired. Many times they are crying out and begging you to help them stay. If it doesn't matter, this post isn't for you but if it's real pay attention. It may be your last chance to save a good thing.

  1. Alone, I am someone, with others, I am also someone, just not who they want me to be, rather who I want to be. I mold myself. I exist because I say I do.

  1. Don’t be over trust with people. They have a tendency to stab you in the back. Only be nice to those who ask nothing of you.

  1. Sometimes the couples just need a break from each other, and if they get back together, they get back together. Then they know that their love was real.

  1. If two people are in love, nothing should ever come between them, so there shouldn't be any reason for them to break up in the first place.

  1. Sometimes I'm getting rid of my heart; of its limitless desires for whatever it wants.

  1. I wish guys would respect relationships more. If a girl is taken, don't try to step in, that's the fastest way to make enemies. Show decency and be happy for past lovers, don't try to get with them when you screwed things up the first time.

  1. We may have to trash what we want but we will definitely end up with what we need.

  1. Even the little things you never believe me, do you know this hurt me?

  1. You should show hate, admire, love, jealousy and anger with me right to my face, only then it will make a difference in our relationship.

  1. Some people wake up and dream about a better life and others wake up and do the things that will give them a better life.

  1. Don't exert too much effort to someone who never appreciates your real importance.

  1. Don't waste time trying to convince yourself that something is different when you know nothing has changed. The key to moving forward is accepting the reality of what is!

  1. I can’t save us from drowning this relationship because I just realize I can't swim.

  1. You must change your present state to receive my love. Your mind, heart, and soul should b equal & balance.

  1. The ability to trust others for matters that concern you is only as good as the person you trust. Be just as careful choosing who you trust as you would choosing a life partner. Words mean nothing without the support of actions.


I am angry quotes


When you experience something that would normally upset, anger and cause you to act crazy but instead you think about it, laugh and realize it didn't bother you, that's cause for a celebration because you've just grown beyond that situation. Chances are you already knew what the business was before it was confirmed.
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Funny Goodbye Quotes For Instagram

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Saying goodbye is not easy but by posting these cute and funny goodbye quotes on your Instagram bios, you can ease your emotions about your coworkers and best friends. Life doesn't always show its bright side. Dark side also blends with life. Dark side represents sadness, frustration, pain, sorrows, grief, goodbye, farewell and downfalls of life. Through it, we'll know what LIFE really means.

Funny goodbye quotes for Instagram bios!

Funny Goodbye Quotes

I said goodbye to a dear friend today. I wish you could have seen all the people that loved you! You were beautiful inside and out! Keep sending me cyber kisses on my Facebook and Instagram accounts until we meet again.

I need to say I’m so sorry and I’m leaving. That would be the best choice that I have now.

So the process of throwing away and saving the things I need has begun, now its time to pack up and say farewell to my 5th girlfriend.

Never say goodbye, right now I am listening my favorite songs on headphones.

When you’re in a relationship its normal to have arguments with your love ones because it’s a part of it, but when you let small problems ruin your relationship that’s the beginning of the word ‪GOODBYE! Which I don’t want to happen to us!

I missed you honey like crazy, goodbye the perfect place to escape from the hustle of the city life.

I bet even a goodbye hug cannot fix an idiot.

Letting go a person means loving the person twice as much and if one day you'll realize you've stood the test of time.

Sometimes we needs to say goodbye to keep things better because not everyone will understand the truth and not everyone can understand why you leave!

Friends come and go, simple as that, so if you feel some type of way stop smiling in my face like everything is okay, just move on.

I'm waiting for myself to say '' I miss you.’’ but my mind gets dry and so my heart.

It's a perfect day to shine some light on the darkness. It’s time to remove those without purpose in my life. I won’t reveal you, but delete you. Have a blessed day, everyone! I hope to see you later, goodbye.

I hate when my guy is trying to say goodbye to me and I purposely avoid him and he won't stop.

I’ll just forget the feelings I have for you! It’s the hardest yet the best thing to do!

I don't want the person I love to be scared of me that breaks my heart that you are scared of me, so I will leave us in the past. Goodbye my love.

In every situation there's always a choice, if it's not mean to be then so be it! Just be positive and smile!

It's amazing how much I love you. All I wanted was to be in your arms! It's not a ‪‎goodbye it's a ‪‎see you later.

My fighting, crazy and mad mood is going to activated, so better you say goodbye and get lost from here.,

My phone cost more than your paycheck so you’re disqualified, goodbye.

Iphone can never replace friendship...just because you have a Smartphone and I don't, doesn't mean you have to break our relationship and say goodbye.

Well after many years the door to you has closed and a new chapter shall begin.

I am going to start staying away from people that don't care about me. Be here for me and I'll be here for you.


I don’t need more explanation, do what you want. Everything’s going to be fine, life is life so set me free.

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Funny Anniversary Quotes for Instagram

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Hope you will enjoy these heart touching, funny anniversary wishes and thankful quotes for your wife or husband. Now you can easily design your digital card with these cute words and post it on the Facebook or Instagram.
Funny Anniversary Quotes

Cute Anniversary Quotes for him/her!


Thank you for always being there and supporting me. Thank you for taking care of me, and baby. And thank you for being such an amazing husband who always makes sure that I'm happy and content. I don't ask for much because I'm content with all the little things you do for our family. I don't need anything else; my only wish for the both of us is to remain happy, strong, and together. God has given me the greatest gift, an amazing husband and a super duper awesome best friend. Happy Anniversary babe! I love you so much.

I hope you know how much I’ve always loved you!! I'm so very happy you have found someone that makes you smile! And I hope he keeps doing that for, at least, 9 more years! Happy anniversary, my love!

Today makes five years of being with the best man I’ve ever known. Thank you, for everything you've given me and our girls. Thank you for sacrificing so much just to see me smile, thank you for putting your life on the line everyday for me and our girls. You stole my heart when I was just 19 years old and I’ve only grown to love you more and more everyday. Happy anniversary babe!

Happy 9th Anniversary! Thank you for being an awesome partner and dad to our beautiful son. I can't imagine this journey through life without you. Love you!

It’s been 34 years, happy anniversary. Thank God for being there and giving me the strength to continue on what God bind us together. It is not easy to learn and grow everyday of our lives as couple. There were many problems, temptations, pains, fought, tears and happiness. As we travel our journey I know God is an awesome God to provide all our needs. God bless us.

I am finally getting a chance to sit down and post! This past Sunday was our 1 year anniversary...thank you for being you! It has been a great year and I'm glad I get to spend my days with you! Thank you for my gifts, spoiling your girl is def the way to go, lol! I love you.

Today we marks our 14th year wedding anniversary...Thank you Lord for the guidance you showered for our marriage and please continue to guide and bless us.

Thank you for 50 years of demanding, precise, excellent work and research. Thank you especially for the singing -- and the training, the writing and videos, the generosity, hospitality, ethics, clean winds, and truthfulness.

To the Best Parents in the World, Happy 47th Wedding Anniversary! Thank you so much for being God's instrument in bringing us to this world and for raising us well. We love you so much!

Happy Anniversary and thank you for 28 great years of love! I am the man and father I am today because I have a great woman by my side. I was blessed to select a partner that is a great friend and mother. May we be blessed to celebrate many more together!

My one year anniversary is tomorrow I truly thank God to have made it through this year with you my dear husband, I wouldn't change you for the world, your my man my king my everything here on this earth. I'm so happy to have spent this year with you I pray many more. I love you baby!! Happy anniversary!

Special day today: We celebrate our tenth anniversary. He truly is the best person to have ever come into my life. Thanks to him the last ten years have been the most productive of my life, and he brings me constant joy, and at times puts my feel clearly on the ground. I'm a very lucky man! Be proud. Honey: Thank you for being part of my crazy life!

Today I want to wish my husband a Happy 57th Birthday and a Happy 36th year Anniversary! (Best birthday gift he EVER got) It has certainly been a roller coaster ride but it has been so worth it!! God has blessed us through this union with two beautiful daughters, two awesome son-in laws and four precious grandbabies! We have learned over the years to agree to disagree and love each other through it all! I hope the Lord gives us many more years together!

The best anniversary gift ever! Thank you sweetheart for every dirty piece of clothing in my house being washed and put away! (Every one in my laundry room that is!)Every mismatched sock is mated! (Every one that had a match) those of u who know me know how amazing this gift is! Be safe as you travel home today!


Happy anniversary to my best friend who I married 3 years ago and meet 10 years ago! Thank you for my perfect family looking forward to many more anniversaries. Love you loads and can't wait for our weekend away.
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Dr Seuss Funny Quotes about life

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The following funny quotes about life are not said by Dr Seuss but these hilarious words are highly inspired by his thoughts. If Dr Seuss was a rapper... he'd be so good but weird because he'd start making up words. Could you imagine "faro dory" being a slang word? What would it mean? I love reading books but when they hand me a Dr Seuss book I want to scream! Sorry in advance to all those who love his books. I just can't stand all the non sense and weird words lol. I know that I have no imagination!
Dr Seuss Funny Quotes 

Dr Seuss Funny words about Life!


  1. we are all atoms that turn into cells and time is an invention, time is an invention because its a time that is created to move forward, in other words we are not time, because there is no such thing as nothing, the nothing is always something and it never ends in the every  think.
  2. Cant you feel we're all sewn together, but what they say I just can’t believe, what you're eating they've been feeding to millions, like a giant human centipede.
  1. I have nothing to prove and I don't need to be a professional boxer or a fighter because I am the only one.
  1. First I need to get into a music recording studio because my voice is on a save to everyone's notion and my character is going to get saved too everyone's notion because I created movies and children books and CDs in every genre and I got a hit in every CD.
  1. I am going to tie your ego on a bed and I am going to hit her like a man and I am going to leave her there until the bruise is gone because I have nothing left to loose.
  1. the novel of the story and what it gets down to is, I am nobody but the coincidence of having this name and being raised in ah castle and that signature and the entire connection with everything together as one because you are all in my brain, in other words, I am Winnie the pooh dr. Seuss and rest.
  1. I am the Excelsior man and my superpower is reading minds and the speed of the in time as well as being able to fly and having the energy of a force in strength.
  1. I can't wait because this is going to be fun and I rhymed through these movies in quotes.
  1. I am not in rancho anymore but I still have the castle in my ranch, I am next to Horton plaza because it's Horton hears a who and I am the one writing the book as the narrator speaks or thinks, because I put the letters there and we are letters and numbers because it never ends as you can go real low and real high.
  1. You are all in my imagination, its Hollywood and I speak for the trees so it’s welcome to the universe of end-tress and the planet world.
  1. Now I have to change every song and the way it was because she is not like anybody else, this girl is really hot and by hot I mean hot with I and my theme and looks like the girl of my daydreams....
  1. I got mind illusions because I just have to, especially in the position I am in as I am writing a book...
  1. I am getting a tattoo on the same location Johnny Depp has with the crow, as soon as we begin the "who am I" movie I created.
  1. I created the devil from myself and I created the good of angels from myself.
  1. My life can change completely from one day to the next, cameras and lights and the people going crazy and are going to ask me for a signature..... I look amazing, all I thanks to Walt Disney.
  1. Option 1, I can run for president of the united states for the next term or I can run for president of the united states for the remaining of the term, option 2, I can keep it a hallow vibe with rumors and show it on camera.
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Everything you ever need to know about life is in Dr. Sues "Oh, the places you'll go"...I promise...been my favorite book since my friend read to me the day I left for college and at the time I thought that was so corny and lame. We are all entitled to our stupidity. it is the only thing that I know of that cannot be changed. If you are ignorant you can learn, if you are short you can pay a doctor to break the bones in your legs and separate the jagged edges until new bone grows into the void.

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Funny Attitude Quotes for Facebook

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What’s on your mind? What’s your attitude towards life? Are you kind, funny, good or bad? Has your attitude change towards people because you lost something dear to your heart? Has your attitude changed because you lost your job? Have you sat down and ask yourself, has my attitude taken me where I want to be in life? Sometimes we need to say the things that make people mad. Sometimes we need to say the things that hurt their feelings. Just remember why you're doing it. It's not out of anger or negative emotions, but it's because it's what people need to hear. Because they'll listen and we can all learn together. The following are the coolest attitude quotes you can post on your FB status.
Funny Attitude Quotes

Hi. My name is (insert applicable name) and I like to ruin shows for everyone. I don't consider other people's feeling when I post things on Facebook because I'm only concern about myself and what I'm doing. I can't just tell you how good it (show, movie and book) is and how much you need to watch or read it; I have to tell you who died, who had an affair, who sucks and who doesn't, where it all happened, what the main events are you know, all the good stuff because after all, you weren't going to watch it anyway.

Cute Attitude Quotes for Facebook Status:

  1. Don't let the exceedingly rude wives and opinionated girlfriends take your power away!
  2. You need to learn how to be silly, lighthearted, and to learn to laugh at yourself in spite of all the things that have happened in your life.
  3. Facebook was more fun when I made people mad and started ridiculous arguments.
  4. I hate how everyone on Facebook thinks they're weather reporters.
  5. Sadness is an enormous weight that you seem to be carrying around with you and you refuse to let it go.
  6. Warning for Facebook friends: At first I thought the Candy Crush things were dumb but now I'm obsessed.
  7. I don’t like the people who post things from websites like "the onion" on their statuses and still haven't realized it's not real.
  8. While overcoming ‪obstacles in ‪‎life our results are not only affected by our ‪‎actions but also by the ‪naughty attitude we choose to bring to the ‪challenges.
  9. Facebook is full of snoops, too many people watching from the sidelines and never contribute to the brain.
  10. With the way technology is advancing and the way society is going... There really should be a way to punch people through electronic devices... Especially through Facebook!
  11. I'm having a hard time keeping a straight face, but really thank you Instagram for cool photo effects.
  12. I hate when people try to pass on messages about my Facebook statuses! I'm not private for a reason “I am not got no worries" People let’s stop hiding behind technology. If you don't like something I said, a picture, do something about it in the real world!
  13. I hate Facebook; the whole Facebook cutest teen is a joke. It’s the most degrading thing I've ever heard and I hope it gets shut down.
  14. I think I've found the root cause to the reasons why I hate this office so much… Colleagues!
  15. Facebook is like a contagious controlled media outlet to promote breakups, divorces and hate.
  16. There is only one job that every human being has, and that job is to live and experience life. Everything else is just a way to make money.
  17. It has come to my attention that the use of Facebook in the workplace has diminished our country's productivity and is impeding our economic recovery. So, as a patriotic American, I have decided to do my part and type your entire day's Facebook feed into one compact post.
  18. I'm thankful to have Facebook. Without it I would have never known it snowed outside.
  19. I hate the people who like to post inspirational quotes and memes as a means of getting attention rather than to teach someone something.
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Angela Merkel Quotes on Women

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Angela Merkel is not a social democrat, a green party activist, liberal, she is a conservative! Nevertheless, in the recent years, Ms. Merkel has worked intensively on environment protection, renewal energy, and climate change. Why this mentality is not possible in the American conservatism? May be Ms. Merkel should invite American and Canadian conservatives to Germany, and teach them how modern conservatism should evolve in this new century...
Angela Merkel Quotes 

Angela Merkel Famous Quotes on Women!

  1. I might bend, but I will NEVER break because it's in my nature as a strong woman.
  1. Ladies, it is not your education, status or personality that has brought you here but the elegance of God which was still and still working upon you.
  1. As a woman with strong opinions talking about technology and politics is not always welcome in Germany. Nope, it’s more like having a great cheerleader team behind me. People who follow my journey know I have a slightly colorful personality. The rest skipped out long ago.
  1. I am thankful for all the hard times I've been through and all the tears I've cried because that has put me as closer to God and made me the strong woman I am today!
  1. Don’t get bitter and twisted and nasty by life. You may have been wronged or cheated on; two wrongs never make a right. Instead learn your mistakes and learn your lessons. Remain strong with your head held high.
  1. I still believe in the old fashioned ways of showing a woman Respect and Honor!! Just because times change and alot of people think that dating multiple people is the thing these days, it just isn't a solid foundation at all in matters of the heart. I still believe in marriages that have a physically powerful foundation.
  1. Look forward to the future and look forward to the unknown. Nothing stays the same and people change. One day that hurt and pain will be a distant memory. Don't get bogged down by life and other people’s problems or hang ups.
  1. I am thankful for the way I was raised, to be positive. Even when times have gotten rough I have always tried to look on the bright side. Even when I was put down, yelled at and made feel insignificant, I still thought things were alright. I did realize when enough is enough.



I enjoy listening diversity of opinions, and I think that a civilized and educated discussion on different topics is good for our democracies. European conservatives had this discussion in the 60's, and 70's, and the most progressives and open minded sectors of the European conservatism won the debate. Now they embrace marriage equality, and environmental protection. Different story is in America, the most intolerant, and fanatic groups are controlling the American conservatism. In America, conservatism is more like a circus. Now it’s your duty to share these great powerful women quotes by Angela Merkel every where on the Instagram and Facebook.
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Funny Instagram Quotes for Bios

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Like Facebook and Tumblr now the addiction of Instagram is running mad the teen boys and girls. Enjoy my latest collection of funny quotes for your Instagram bios and enjoy even more likes and followers.

Funny Instagram Quotes!

 
Funny Instagram Quotes


  1. It would be a Fair call if six and a half thousand people start following me on Instagram.
  1. Believe it or not, when I upload a new photo on Instagram I had no plans to be cool. It just happens.
  1. When girls on Instagram post the same pics over and over again about there man it's like just stop we seen it once don't need see it again and they also say "mine" "back off " "me and him forever" to everything it's like honey no one wants your man, we get it, just stop and the stupid thing is that I'm still following this girl.
  1. That awkward moment you get accepted to all the schools you applied for.
  1. There is no cheating between the relationship of me and my bed. We cannot apart and when we tired we sleep together.
  1. Everybody reaches that breaking point of putting up with other people's foolishness. It gets real old...real fast.
  1. Only Swag girls are fascinated by hashtags on the Facebook.
  1. You know ignorance is bliss but you can't fix stupid or argue with crazy so hate the drug and not the people because addiction is a disease.
  1. I think it's annoying when every time they post a photo on Instagram and it's like the exact same old picture.
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