Hilarious but True Quotes to Live By

Are you looking for funny but true quotes about life to post on Instagram or Facebook that everyone will like? This is the best collection of hilarious facts to share with your friends.

Funny but true quotes to live by!

Funny but true facts

True lovers can share every secret with each other but they cannot share each other Facebook passwords.

They say there are two kinds of people in the world. Those who work hard and those who take the credit! But when you train hard in the gym no one can take that away from you.

If you live long enough, you get to see karma do some awesome work. You get what you deserve, for better or worse.

There's a reason for everything... If you really believe that, when you finally find out the reason, you might actually be in a position to prosper.

It looks like Sunday Fun day is just code for take out and a movie from the couch.

Nothing like a pack of puppies crawling and playing all over you, as you roll around on the floor, to cheer yourself up!

Ladies, its income tax season again and we all know what that means... An ex or 2 or 3 is gonna pop back up and try to get some of that money or claim a kid or 2. Let's be smart this year and not make the same mistake.. Hide them W2s!

It's amazing how much shadows make you realize how bright the light is...

It is all good being symmetrically beautiful or being uniform in a structured way... hang on a minute, would it mean also precision or uniformity can be mundane and prosaic. What about being spontaneous? Spontaneity is one of the joys that can ever happen in life if we are willing to embrace it!! It is a way of lifting ourselves out of humdrum existence!!

When you keep walking by certain managers, smile, say hi and they straight up ignore you every time.... Hmm, okay thanks for the hate.

When you have hundreds of channels there's never anything on but when you have ten you always find something good... Free TV is the best TV.

I wonder if when I'm old I'll waste as much time being Nostalgic about the past as I do now. I need to start living!

You can touch your girlfriend anytime but your are not allowed to touch her cell phone even a single time.

She thinks it's a compliment when guys call her baby. Apparently she's never seen the movie.

Sometimes I look in the mirror and can't help but think how unfair it is most people will never know what it's like to be this cute face. Life just isn't fair I guess.

Dear Facebook, Your new timeline looks pretty, but I've discovered a new timeline has emerged, and it charts how much time I'm wasting waiting for every single post and photo to load. You've got a week to impress me, or I'm going back to the old version, and spending my time elsewhere.

Facebook poses so many difficult decisions. For example, whether to press the like button or not - I want to show my support for you, but at the same time, 'liking' your status about getting hit by a car seems really insensitive...

If there ever is a solar flare or something that causes a short term temperature increase on Earth, I am wrapping myself in lasagna because it takes forever to get the middle warm when you cook or reheat it.

There are some mean, heartless, and cruel people in this world, but the absolute worse are the compact car and motorcycles drivers who pull all the way up and falsely give you a glimmer of hope for close mall parking.

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