I hate Black Friday! I hate Facebook discount ads about
Black Friday! It makes me want to quit my job and give up for one day! Crawl in
a hole! I love retail but Black Friday is my kryptonite! I'm dreading every
last hour counting down to this horrible day I even have nightmares about this
terrible 12 hour shift at work that is soon to come! But you have nothing to
worry because you can still share these Good Friday quotes with your friends on
Instagram and Facebook.
Funny Friday Quotes for Facebook status!
Funny Friday Quotes |
It’s Friday night, I am not a strong guy, a good guy or any
hard working guy but if you think so then you please get lost from my life.
I cursed with a big heart and small amount of patience.
No negative thoughts today guys. No negative energy. Let's
all make a point to think no negative thoughts and see how much better we feel
when we fall asleep. And wake up.
All these women complaining about not being able to find a
good man still think it has nothing to do with themselves. Good men look for
good women or karma might not let you find a good man.
I am still single because girls don't know how to keep their
mouth shut.
I just want to do what I want when I want to do it... That's how everyone feels but most people are
too scared to say it!
If you're not saying anything positive, stay off my Friday
night please!
Never expect respect from someone that doesn't respect
themselves.
If you had seen a curly-headed, bespectacled, handsome man
with a tall plump girl jumping into a Volvo on Friday night, that could have
been my husband!
Just because I like one of my coworkers Instagram photos
does not mean I want to sleep, dance, romance, or a date with her on Friday.
I heard some guys say they don't like girls with a lot of
definition... Probably because they don't want to look at a girl that hits it
harder in the gym than they do!
I am in need of a day like Friday between Sunday and Monday
where I can do laundry, catch up on homework, clean the house, take the dogs to
the park and watch all the TV shows I never get to see.
I have actually made lists of excuses that I wouldn't accept
from myself! Excuses are nothing more than giving ourselves permission to fail.
I wake up to no Thursday? Today's going to be a good day.
Chocolates, Martinique, cabana boys, sight hounds, spiced
cider, roaring fires, spiced berries, truffles, down comforters, shabby chic
furnishings, old world ornaments, white Russians, sleeping in, hot chocolate,
cabana boys, cheese less pizza, French lavender, cocoa, cynical humor,
intelligence, good hygiene and Bali...these are a few of the things that make
me smile when I really could scream!
Friday give you the ability to have wild plans, friends
gathering, parties, breakups, reunions and freedom while still being frustrated
at work place.
I hate being ill and it's always when you have something
important to do on Friday.
I dread the holidays. I don't like them anymore. Black
Friday is a joke to me. I wouldn't fight that crowd if they paid me millions.
The holidays aren’t like they use to be when I was growing up.
If you want happiness you better go after it! Start right
now because you only have one life to live and don’t feel like you wasted it
when you close your eyes.
Behind every entertaining weekend there is a cool Friday.
The day you can live your life without worrying what someone
else thinks of you will be the day you start living your life. And the day they
stop judging you and worrying about what you are doing with your life is the
day they can finally realize it doesn't matter and be able to focus and start
living their own. Happy Friday!
I hate "black Friday". It is covered with greed,
fighting and want.
If I don't work today either that means I will have Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday off. Also, be paid for it.
That's a positive in my unlucky life lately.
Next share: Cool attitude quotes
Next share: Cool attitude quotes
0 comments:
Post a Comment